Friday, April 08, 2011

BEANS DAY OUT. "ME LEH?!?!?!?!?!?"

YES GUYS I'M FINALLY BLOGGING THIS IS GONNA BE DAMN BORING I LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOR IN JC HAHAHA THE OTR DAY I SPENT 10MINS LAUGHING AT A MOVEMENT BEHIND A CURTAIN DURING MY PRINCIPAL'S SPEECH COS IT LOOKED LIKE A FAILED ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT OK DONT JUDGE ME JC IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

CJ HAS BEEN AWESOME WHAT'S NEW EVERYONE IS RLY NICE TO ME RLY GLAD I MADE SUCH AWESOME FRIENDS HAVE SUCH AN AWESOME CLASS AND TEAM!!!

MET MY BELOVED CRAZY BITCH YESTD COS SYU LEENA KB AND I COINCIDENTALLY PONNED SCH ONTHE SAME DAY. WENT TO POLYCLINIC TO FAKE SICK AND GET MC TGT I THINK WE WERE A BIT TOO HAPPY AH WE LAUGH AND TALK DAMN LOUD BUT I STILL GOT A TWO DAYS MC IN THE END HAHAHAHA. WENT TO BK TO TALK+LAUGH UNTIL THE CEILING ALMOST COLLAPSED OK I SUCK I ADMIT LUV U KIMBERLY CHIA WEI XIN FOOROO CHEN MAOMAO!!!

TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL FRIENDSHIP DAY SO I MET MY BEST BEAN FOR DINNER IN MY SANITARY BIN AND WE HAD AN AWESOME ADVENTUROUS NIGHT AT ORCHARD :>

met her at ion then we went to orchard central to eat at spageddie's. got ambushed by a guy from a cult who handed us leaflets that said 'thank god for cancer' seriously conspicuous much?? spent 40mins(20mins was spent bombing the toilet HAHAHA) searching for the restaurant that leena almost fainted from hunger lol. oh and she got this awesome new dragonboating oar that I carried ard the entire orchard road the whole time in order to make me look slimmer ok it's a long story but if i position the oar at a certain angle a part of my fats will be hidden and yes it's tragic how I need to use a boat oar to make myself look skinnier ok you can judge me now HAHAHA. after eating we went to find ben&jerry's only to be told that they closed down two weeks ago NOOOOOO...... so we went to eat ice-cream at cold stone creamery instead. I swear we spent damn alot of $$ today and leena was damn blonde cos she couldnt pronounce reese's pieces HAHAHAA RISPISPLS!!!!! &halfway through while almost falling off my chair laughing at the thought of shafena having a stalker we got ambushed by a swarm of CJ kids and we laughed even harder srsly it wasnt really that funny. also the cold stone waitress chiobu totally 100% flirt w me some more chase after me to give me a brochure woohoo!!! after eating ice-cream I had a sugar rush and starting using leena's boat oar to row myself down orchard road HAHAHA OK I BET EVERYONE CAN IMAGINE ME ROWING MYSELF DOWN ORCHARD ROAD TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO MY SURROUNDINGS. then we started being a bit kpoh and went to scape to checkout the rejects/freaky kids that hang out at scape and we stared like as if in a zoo hahaha got these weird bunch of malay kids whacking each otr w a foam stick?? but got damn alot of chiobus too!!! walked down the entire orchard road and got ambushed by a bunch of cosplay ppl who were fucking scary and ugly didnt even dare to go near them cos leena said i'll cry which is completely true HAHAHA. and at orchard there's this freaky marilyn manson lookalike guy wahpiang eh damn freaky I dont like!

stopped in our tracks halfway to oggle at the super chio models at orchard road!!! and then halfway through oggling at angmoh chiobus suddenly got one duck tours bus w a whole lot of drunk angmohs whizz pass us and they wave and I waved back ahahaha anw there was like this fashion show thing and I shoved my way to the front and started snapping pics like I have 200++ in my phone now and I just cont taking despite my arm aching like some endurance training coach will give. oh the things I do for my chiobus. wah but they rly damn hot I shall upload on fb one day!!!!! AND TWO CHIOBUS SMILED AT ME AND ONE EVEN WAVED AT ME!!! AND GOT ONE SUPER COOL GUY WHO SMILED AT ME I ALMOST FAINTED I RLY THINK IM BI HAHAHAHA. failed attempt to 'escape the fate' and hide from my seniors who were watching the fashion show at ion too hahaha like when i saw them i immediately spun around like as if turning around would make me vanish into thin air totally disregard my giant sanitary bin outfit! in the end we had this awkward meeting ok quite funny. but still not over the super hot angmoh chiobus+buff guys HAHAHAHA IM IN MY BISEXUAL PHASE NOW OK KIDDING LAH BUT THE ANGMOH GUYS DAMN BUFF+HANDSOME I WAS TOTALLY SWOONING FOR AWHILE I SWEAR. and this super chio angmoh model in a pink top thought I was super adorbz she smiled and wave at me ohmy ohmy!!!! am damn happy nao sigh. I realize whenever I'm w leena I'll always will meet a new chiobu hahaha yay. CHIOBUS THINK IM ADORBZ WHETHER THEY'RE STRAIGHT OR NOT!!! EVEN THOUGH IM A FAT PIKACHU SIGH. FATTY FATTY BOM BOM, TODAY CANNOT GO HOME!!!

somehow while waving and smiling at the models+drunk angmohs on the bus I was suddenly reminded of how in Disneyland during the magical parades I would always wave like super happily at every single person who pass by even if it's a person who's supposed to be a strip of seaweed in finding nemo. still rmb last yr in la disneyland during christmas santa claus himself waved at me!!!!! wow so magical!!! ok need to keep my comp now my dad getting angry if you managed to read finish everything you rly damn win!!! see you guys luv all of you!!!

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