I Am Lee

2011-06-25T19:36:00.000+08:00

Find me at http://www.omgitzadewgong.tumblr.com

ITZ MA BIRTHDAY

2011-06-19T16:31:00.004+08:00

HELLO EVERYONE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(okay, it's actually Nat Wong here)

HI LEE HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LOTS OF LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU X10000000000000000 AND I'M SORRAYE I FELL ASLEEP HA-HA-HA

HUGS AND KISSES XX

BEANS DAY OUT. "ME LEH?!?!?!?!?!?"

2011-04-08T23:14:00.008+08:00

YES GUYS I'M FINALLY BLOGGING THIS IS GONNA BE DAMN BORING I LOST MY SENSE OF HUMOR IN JC HAHAHA THE OTR DAY I SPENT 10MINS LAUGHING AT A MOVEMENT BEHIND A CURTAIN DURING MY PRINCIPAL'S SPEECH COS IT LOOKED LIKE A FAILED ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT OK DONT JUDGE ME JC IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

CJ HAS BEEN AWESOME WHAT'S NEW EVERYONE IS RLY NICE TO ME RLY GLAD I MADE SUCH AWESOME FRIENDS HAVE SUCH AN AWESOME CLASS AND TEAM!!!

MET MY BELOVED CRAZY BITCH YESTD COS SYU LEENA KB AND I COINCIDENTALLY PONNED SCH ONTHE SAME DAY. WENT TO POLYCLINIC TO FAKE SICK AND GET MC TGT I THINK WE WERE A BIT TOO HAPPY AH WE LAUGH AND TALK DAMN LOUD BUT I STILL GOT A TWO DAYS MC IN THE END HAHAHAHA. WENT TO BK TO TALK+LAUGH UNTIL THE CEILING ALMOST COLLAPSED OK I SUCK I ADMIT LUV U KIMBERLY CHIA WEI XIN FOOROO CHEN MAOMAO!!!

TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL FRIENDSHIP DAY SO I MET MY BEST BEAN FOR DINNER IN MY SANITARY BIN AND WE HAD AN AWESOME ADVENTUROUS NIGHT AT ORCHARD :>

met her at ion then we went to orchard central to eat at spageddie's. got ambushed by a guy from a cult who handed us leaflets that said 'thank god for cancer' seriously conspicuous much?? spent 40mins(20mins was spent bombing the toilet HAHAHA) searching for the restaurant that leena almost fainted from hunger lol. oh and she got this awesome new dragonboating oar that I carried ard the entire orchard road the whole time in order to make me look slimmer ok it's a long story but if i position the oar at a certain angle a part of my fats will be hidden and yes it's tragic how I need to use a boat oar to make myself look skinnier ok you can judge me now HAHAHA. after eating we went to find ben&jerry's only to be told that they closed down two weeks ago NOOOOOO...... so we went to eat ice-cream at cold stone creamery instead. I swear we spent damn alot of $$ today and leena was damn blonde cos she couldnt pronounce reese's pieces HAHAHAA RISPISPLS!!!!! &halfway through while almost falling off my chair laughing at the thought of shafena having a stalker we got ambushed by a swarm of CJ kids and we laughed even harder srsly it wasnt really that funny. also the cold stone waitress chiobu totally 100% flirt w me some more chase after me to give me a brochure woohoo!!! after eating ice-cream I had a sugar rush and starting using leena's boat oar to row myself down orchard road HAHAHA OK I BET EVERYONE CAN IMAGINE ME ROWING MYSELF DOWN ORCHARD ROAD TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS TO MY SURROUNDINGS. then we started being a bit kpoh and went to scape to checkout the rejects/freaky kids that hang out at scape and we stared like as if in a zoo hahaha got these weird bunch of malay kids whacking each otr w a foam stick?? but got damn alot of chiobus too!!! walked down the entire orchard road and got ambushed by a bunch of cosplay ppl who were fucking scary and ugly didnt even dare to go near them cos leena said i'll cry which is completely true HAHAHA. and at orchard there's this freaky marilyn manson lookalike guy wahpiang eh damn freaky I dont like!

stopped in our tracks halfway to oggle at the super chio models at orchard road!!! and then halfway through oggling at angmoh chiobus suddenly got one duck tours bus w a whole lot of drunk angmohs whizz pass us and they wave and I waved back ahahaha anw there was like this fashion show thing and I shoved my way to the front and started snapping pics like I have 200++ in my phone now and I just cont taking despite my arm aching like some endurance training coach will give. oh the things I do for my chiobus. wah but they rly damn hot I shall upload on fb one day!!!!! AND TWO CHIOBUS SMILED AT ME AND ONE EVEN WAVED AT ME!!! AND GOT ONE SUPER COOL GUY WHO SMILED AT ME I ALMOST FAINTED I RLY THINK IM BI HAHAHAHA. failed attempt to 'escape the fate' and hide from my seniors who were watching the fashion show at ion too hahaha like when i saw them i immediately spun around like as if turning around would make me vanish into thin air totally disregard my giant sanitary bin outfit! in the end we had this awkward meeting ok quite funny. but still not over the super hot angmoh chiobus+buff guys HAHAHAHA IM IN MY BISEXUAL PHASE NOW OK KIDDING LAH BUT THE ANGMOH GUYS DAMN BUFF+HANDSOME I WAS TOTALLY SWOONING FOR AWHILE I SWEAR. and this super chio angmoh model in a pink top thought I was super adorbz she smiled and wave at me ohmy ohmy!!!! am damn happy nao sigh. I realize whenever I'm w leena I'll always will meet a new chiobu hahaha yay. CHIOBUS THINK IM ADORBZ WHETHER THEY'RE STRAIGHT OR NOT!!! EVEN THOUGH IM A FAT PIKACHU SIGH. FATTY FATTY BOM BOM, TODAY CANNOT GO HOME!!!

somehow while waving and smiling at the models+drunk angmohs on the bus I was suddenly reminded of how in Disneyland during the magical parades I would always wave like super happily at every single person who pass by even if it's a person who's supposed to be a strip of seaweed in finding nemo. still rmb last yr in la disneyland during christmas santa claus himself waved at me!!!!! wow so magical!!! ok need to keep my comp now my dad getting angry if you managed to read finish everything you rly damn win!!! see you guys luv all of you!!!

My middle name is........

2011-04-04T22:14:00.003+08:00

Nomnomnomnomnom hi everyone first and foremost I am NOT yeo liyin linny lynn whatever they call her in CJC. I am Natalie Wong and I am trying to think of a middle name for myself..... mmmmmmmmmmm so hmmmmmmmmmmm I was thinking Claire? or mmmmmm Emily? or mmmmmmmmm Heidi? Claire???? Emily?????? . . . . . . back to my PI.

Just photos

2011-03-27T12:53:00.003+08:00

I HATE U CLARA POON

2011-03-20T22:34:00.000+08:00

HAHAHAHHAAH THE BELOW POST IS NOT BY ME!! _l_

They are still itchy

2011-03-20T18:27:00.003+08:00

sigh i duno why but my boobs still itch even after i bathe fml

LEE HERE!!!

2011-03-20T12:21:00.003+08:00

I have finally decided to blog. just so you know the past few posts are totally not by me like my most recent post was the CNY one hahaha the rest were by clara&nat wong. aiyah but wtv this is an open invitation to anyone who knows my blog pw to just blog anytime since this place is damn dead really if you're reading this, congratulations!!!

this may be the most boring post ever. my boobs are itchy and i need to go bathe. my mom bought this awesome hair thing that makes my hair smell like baby hair woohoo i have baby hair!!!! ok will stop talking abt my personal hygiene now.

just got back from akira swift and I got 3rd!!! which is ok lah considering I arrived 5mins late before event didnt eat breakfast hangover plus only slept for 4hrs HAHAHA. but I damn angry actly I was sposed to get 2nd then this ACJC girl who was throwing like a constant 7.0 around there last throw 8.2 WTF?!?! hahahah no lah not pissed at her just pissed at the situation. but she deserved it lah, her last throw was nice

holidays have been pretty awesome. let's see.. last sat went to meet natwong clara yun syu for dinner at town and we were like abit siao talking fucking loudly all!!!
sunday was spent playing mahjong w my relatives if I remember correctly.
monday training, went to toa payoh hub alone after that to eat cos imma pig and I ate so much I just sat there at burger king afraid to move cos I scared got stomach ache ok that's really damn ultimate sanitary bin pig everybody congratulate me now!!
tues my mom didnt let anyone out of the house cos she scared we will kena some radiation bomb shit which was a fucking hoax in the end. she didnt even let me go for training
wednesday was spent at town w amos eating ramen while waiting for pesdy to finish tuition then the three of us went to play pool. after that met sarah chan mich cel the three RDs for an awesome time at a potato hut hahaha
thursday was a bean outing day w leena stuffing our faces w potatoes from Wendy's and cutting hair. then we went to eat tauhuay and attempted studying but I only wrote 3 lines of maths then we went back to Wendy's to eat more potatoes(not kidding) HAHAHA i love my bean she's so funny!!! after that went for my aunt's housewarming party w my famz. her house damn nice siah!!!
friday was training again, then went to yenyin's house for a throwers pizza&pool party. watched glee and played music on nicole heng's bag that has speakers damn cool i nvr see before!!! HAHAHA. threw everyone into the pool. srsly love my throwers they're fucking funny all. nicole heng piggyback is like an amusement park ride!!!
sat was spent at home chionging my hist proj(my hist proj partner failed o lvl english so I must help her edit like siao) then went for sara teo's bbq party at her condo which was quite awesome minus the fucking weird NYJC people HAHAHA they damn strange srsly. went abit crazy after mixing rum&redbull it was fucking crazy but damn fun!!! I have awesome friends who take care of me even though i roll around like a giant panda srsly. getting high on ashley's can of EC which i secretly think is detrimental for my brain. not gonna have anymore sticks because one stick reduces your stamina by half and my 2.4 is coming so essentially I think now my stamina like negative alr cos it's not enough to even be halved

ok bai guyz I have so much hol hw left to do srsly fuck this! JC life has been awesome minus the shit ass PE lessons but I'm a slacker so I run at this motherfuckin sloth pace and no one can scold me cos I'm alr running HAHAHAHA. I think it's only in CJ where our punishment for coming late to class is to sing and dance tektonic like macam in a club for 3mins. our GP teacher damn crazy he makes us do shit like that hahahaha

I have an awesome friend Clara

2011-03-18T22:01:00.003+08:00

she's so cute, almost like me. almost.

I AM SUPER HAPPY ABOUT THIS

2011-03-14T20:12:00.002+08:00

cuz i mean, nat and clara are such chiobus. I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!

Riding the chio bus

2011-03-14T01:26:00.002+08:00

HI I MET THE EXCLUSIVE SLEEPOVER CLUB IN TOWN LAST NIGHT I BANGED MY HEAD A MILLION TIMES DURING DINNER AND I ALSO FORCED ALL MY FRIENDS TO COVER ME WHEN WE WERE TAKING PHOTOS AND I WORE HORIZONTAL STRIPES CLARA ALSO ZOOMED IN ON HER OWN CLEAVAGE ACCIDENTALLY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I ALSO KENA KISSED ON BOTH CHEEKS BY CLARA AND NAT WONG POOR GIRLS I THINK THEYRE GG TO BE SINGLE FOR LIFE :'(
I ALSO BLURTED OUT THE BEST SENTENCE OF THE NIGHT WHICH I HOPE NOBODY HEARD WHICH WAS...
" I WANNA TAKE A PHOTO WITH CLARA AND NAT CAUSE THEYRE SO COOL"

HAHAHA YES GUYS I ADMIT THAT U ALL R ACTUALLY QUITE COOL I HAVE JUST BEEN TOO SHY / DISTRACTED BY MY SCHOOLMATES TO AGREE.
Kthxbye
AND NAT WONG KEEPS HACKING MY FB. WHAT AN IRRITATING BITCH

And my bass down low

2011-03-06T22:53:00.003+08:00

hi guys i apologise for the lack of entires recently. I've been too busy stalking the CJ chio bus. Looking at them makes me feel sorry for myself cuz i think i look like a Sanitary Pau (Fat pau in sanitary bin colored uniform) beside them. SIGH.

Anyway i hacked into Clara's fb account last night. hope she doesnt take revenge.

I like my beats fast

2011-03-06T21:34:00.002+08:00

Hi guys!!!
I HAVENT BEEN BLOGGING IN AGES BUT ANYWAY NAT WONG WHOM
I AM MARRIED TO ON FACEBOOK HAS DEACTIVATED HER FACEBOOK I AM
SO SAD NAO OM NOM NOM SIGH SAD DUGONG :(
SO IF YOURE
•chio
•smart
•athletic
(like nat wong)
THEN HAHAHAHAHHA LETS GET MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS dont be mean to nat wong i will mess with your face with my thrower arms i swear.

2011-02-12T16:05:00.003+08:00

CNY has been a bore this yr not a lot of things happening plus we didnt visit my rich aunt so there goes $150 HAHAHA. angsty!!!

CJ kias are abit :/ defo need some getting used to!!! syu's class got the hottest girl on campus ok i damn jealous WAHLAU EH!!!! my new team mates are rly nice and all but I'm damn scared for PE lesson Imma just run freaking slowly like a sloth HAHAHA k wtv freaking 2.4 for warmup wtf

met leena last sun and she intro-ed me to her OG and they're damn nice!! rly nice ppl. also clara intro-ed me to her RJ friends they r rly quite awesome wahlau eh my CJ kias all like zzzzzzzz.......

I look like a fat nurse in my sanitary bin colored uniform HAHAHA high waisted some more fml I have no waist still wna wear high waisted?! I'm a mafakin pui kia!! the otr day after dragonboating I met leena at far east and we had a super fucking fun time doing lame things that we do on impulse that arent even funny but we just LOL until wna die. yestd I ponned sch and met leena at vivo and also met the entire RJ clan cos they had take5 at sentosa+nat wong! damn fun just lepaking ard...

my life damn boring now right?!?! some more want me to update blog kanasai I got nth to update leh.

CJ starts sch at 845 everyday so I get to wake up at 7 :>

CJ got damn alot of chiobus but they all damn str8 so too bad HAHAHAHAHAHA

btw valentine's is on monday I completely forgot abt it sigh. This valentine's I feel surprisingly alone becos of new environment all I'm abit not used to it I dont hate I guess I'm just not fully adjusted yet? I'm so used to being the It Kid hahahaha where everyone calls you everyday ask if u free, wna hang out, look to you to brighten their day, brighten their lessons, sigh. I AM FOREVER ALONE NOW!!! hahahahaha anw got new Vday movies I wna watch they look damn hilarious but if I go watch alone on vday then it's srsly damn forever alone HAHAHAHA

CJ IS AWESOME!!!!

2011-02-01T23:18:00.002+08:00

just got back from the last day of orientation which was bloody awesome minus a few awkward turtle moments here and there like this indian guy who thought my name was Ian and that i was a guy HAHAHAHA WTF. and our mass dance damn cute I swear LOL and got bollywood dance I stinking love it leh. the guys in my OG damn scared of me after they asked how much I bench but they damn funny lah. the girls in jc are as straight as dicks(ha you see what I did there??) even those from girls sch are damn bloody straight not even slightly curvy. like when this pretty OGL walked by I was like 'eh she quite pretty leh!' then they all just stared at me and this girl was like "are you lesbian??" HAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK WHAT'S WITH THE SUPER STRAIGHTNESS MAN DAMN LOL. cedar girls being total crazy ass bitches and cheering and creating damn fucking hell lot of noise in the canteen like as if we back in cedar and us being assholes in general. HAHA. damn mofo tired now will go sleep zzzzzzz got damn alot of stuff happening but NOT LIKE ANYONE CARES ANYWAY HAHA. btw guyz you'll be glad to know that I fill out the sleeves of my jc uniform very nicely 8) cant wait to start training after cny and be buff again

2011-01-29T23:56:00.005+08:00

Went to visit my ancestor's at Mandai this morning. Came home at 1 and took a super long nap. Met khal my current new constant buddy cos everyone start sch alr he's the only friend that's my age left!!!!!! hahaha yknow cos we are both underaged so there isnt rly alot of things for us to do :'( went for yoghurt at tam1 and otw home I got stranded at tanahmerah and wanted to cab home but couldnt figure out the taxi booking number so I just sat at the railing like a forlorn dugong when suddenly!!!!! A SUPER ULTIMATE CHIO GIRL APPROACHED ME AND ASKED IF WNA SHARE UMBRELLA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So i agreed and we walked home tgt(cos she stayed at the condo opp my hse) and she even walked me all the way to my front door!!! Her name is Shereen or sharon or sth like that and she's 21 this yr HAHAHAHA but i didnt get her number fml. ok I got rly drenched and I think I may have caught a cold but at least I met a super nice+chio girl and didnt have to pay cab fare!!!!! HAHAHA.

went for dinner at thaipan w my famz and I swear there was a freaking hurricane or sth lah. it was damn cold. Kimbo says her tpjc friends said I'm handsome hehehe.... ok sorry lah I need to feel beautiful once in a while~~ I AM SUCH A GIRL HAHAHAHA.

2011-01-29T01:03:00.007+08:00

I think today has been the most taxing albeit satisfying day of 2011!!!! Got a call from CJ halfway during TPJC orientation and went down to meet the principal for an interview. It went rly well and she offered me a place in CJ, I am officially a CJ girl!!!! read the appeal recommendation form and felt completely touched hahaah the cj throws coach+teacher in charge are rly nice they said v good things abt me :') FOR ONCE I AM NOT A WORTHLESS THROWER HAHAHA. and mr ng also super awesome like they called him for background info abt me and he told them good stuff(can see from the appeal report HAHA) rushed back and forth between the 2 schs to get signature and approval forms and stuff, by the time I got everything settled, CJ orientation day 2 was over. but the OGLs and the OGs and CJ in general just looks rly fun cant w8 to start!!!!!

met tim waihong matthew jermyn and The Kangs at changi village Ubin seafood there to celebrate Andrew's 21st birthday! we ate an ostrich HAHAHAHA no rly and it tasted surprisingly good! like beef+chicken mix. was reminded abt our sec 3 ubin class outing and all our retarded shit omg damn nostalgic and also last yr we went to changi village during cny period to have a reunion dinner do any of you guyz rmb?? and we played w sparklers by the beach?? hahaha anw after devouring 6 crabs and half an ostrich, we went to changi beach to lepak but it suddenly started raining and jermyn kept insisting that it wasnt raining, it was SEA SPRAY HAHAHAAHAHA WTF eh if you guys think I'm damn bullshit yall obviously nvr met jermyn before.. got stalked by demon cats w rly scary eyes and in the end we just sat down in the middle of nowhere to lepak ard and play stupid games!! left at 1230 cos we were all damn tired and started stalking bapoks otw home while in the safety of The Kangs' car. we drove by them daaaaamn slowly like as if we in night safari and just kept staring+taking photos of them ok they didnt even react!! totally amused by bapoks hahahaha after 11pm if u see any girls in a short skirt...... THEY ARE NOT GIRLS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

just reached home am exhausted but happy! still have super bad muscle aches from wed's trials, can barely lift my shirt over my head. going to visit my ancestors at mandai tmr must wake up damn early....

2011-01-27T18:11:00.003+08:00

I rly hope no one from tpj reads my blog hahaha in case you guys are wondering why I got home so early today it's cos I ponned my own fucking orientation. I told them I have dental and left at 2. it was rly damn boring I swear and everyone was being awkward turtles. the OGLs were nice and all but I rly had nothing in common w the tpj crowd. Made a few new friends from SAC, PLMGS, TKG, who are quite funny but other than that it just sucked lah. My mom made a call to the CJ track&field teacher in charge he said I should receive the call from them by next tues cos he alr submitted my form to the principal, just waiting for the his approval.

Just now, in a bid to salvage my hair I went to cut off a chunk of my fringe. I dont know when I'll ever learn to never take matters into my own hands. I now look like captain spock:'( tammie quah and I not in same OG so that's even more ballz. rly hope I get the call by tmr cos monday they gonna play amazing race must walk 6KM I DONT WANT HAHAHAAHAH I AM A FUCKING SLOTH OKAY, let me sloth ard in peace!!

this morning I received tons of msges telling me how hot the cj girls are and that I needed to get my ass down right away. and some more syu was like "Lee we are at the cj foyer checking out hot ij girls!!!!"

My life officially sucks.

2011-01-26T22:07:00.004+08:00

CEDAR DAYS ARE OVER AS OF TOMORROW.

TOMORROW LAUNCHES THE START OF CJ DAYS.

CEDAR FRIENDS SHALL NO LONGER BE CALLED CEDAR FRIENDS, THEY ARE MY AWESOME FRIENDS.

loads of calls tonight like "eh lee you must stay away from _______ she's a total player, guys and bungs alike!!!!!"

"tomorrow remind me to bring condoms." <--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

"eh what should I wear tmr??" (and she says it like as if we got damn a lot of choices)

2011-01-26T20:20:00.003+08:00

Just found out that tammie quah tian li will be gg tpjc w me tmr too so I WONT BE ALONE hahaha was so afraid I was the only cedar girl there. meeting her at ard 7 outside the tpjc gate! just now before I had my shower I did the thing I always did when I was in sec 3.... I checked myself out in the mirror HAHAHA dont judge!!! but srsly my arms got vast diff before and after doing weights. was v pleased despite the muscle aches because THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL YOU ULTIMATELY MAKES YOU STRONGER :)))) say bye to my giant sloth self I'm gna be the buffest thrower ever once I resume trng.

I have always wanted to join some kind of rowing sport but I guess cos I didnt do well my hopes and dreams are dashed!! but it's ok, throwing works for me too. plus the otr day at the cj open house I went to the rowing booth and the ppl there all daaaaamn bloody fit can. super tan and lean, i didnt want my presence to sink their boat(pun intended)

2011-01-26T17:46:00.013+08:00

woke up at 8am this morning to an MOE msg: YEO LIYIN YOU HAVE BEEN POSTED TO TPJC PLEASE REPORT AT YOUR SCH BY 730AM ON THE 27/1/11 and immediately jumped out of bed, washed up, changed, and chionged down to CJC to submit my appeal form(cos I'm kiasu like that)

appealed through track&field and they told me to go to SJI for shotput trials at 4pm. went to (finally) see my uncle to get medication for my cough and came home and took a freaking long nap until like abt 230. Reached SJI at 330 and sat ard the track like a hobo for 35mins until a v kind teacher came up to me and asked if I was lost. She then brought me to the weights room to find the cj coach. had 5 throws for the trials(I was the only person appealing through throws hahaha) and cos it was raining he didnt measure distance he only looked at my technique. He said he would recommend me cos I'm quite good with a few flaws here and there which is a major achievement since the last time I trained was May 2010!!!!! went to do weights after that which is usually my forte but instead of training w the rest of the cj girls he told me to train w the SJI boys cos I was 'big enough' and that was when it started getting quite tough cos I rly havent been doing any weights training at all and they're freaking guys and some of them are rly huge. but he was rly nice and said my posture is good and let me break more than the guys. Only lagged behind a bit during the split jumps(cos my legs are weaker compared to the rest of my body) bench press+militray press was damn mafakin awesome you could literally see all the boys' faces like :OOOO and this one boy quite scrawny was trying v hard to beat me I felt sorry for him hahaha. but now my arms are having cramps and they keep vibrating on their own. consequences of being a sloth. then the teacher in charge came and told me to report to tpjc tmr morning after which I will receive a notification from CJ. I really hope he's not lying cos I'm damn happy now. If I dont receive notification tmr I will just sit down and cry in the middle of tpjc orientation hahaha. Have trng again on friday I really need to buck up my muscles are like pffffttt..... super excited for CJ!!!! My 18th birthday is gna be so awesome!! ok maybe this is why I'm not in rj/hci. While people consider which sch will give them better a lvl results I consider which sch will give me a more awesome birthday party hahahaha jc gna help me book room at zirca bitchez!!

today I pinned up my fringe+hair in my attempt to look like a girl and introduced myself as 'Liyin, L-I-Y-I-N.' I figured that if my new team mates become close to me they'll realize my good friends actly call me Lee hahahaha. also made a new friend from STC who dsa-ed through javelin and she's damn skinny hahaha fml!! jc and khal are rly rly happy for me now and I bet syu+leena+the rest of my friends are happy for me too!! khal is a kiasu bastard yestd he was rly damn terrified he'd get into ite but he got into RP! jc says she'll give me $50 if I introduced myself like this:

"Hi my name is Liyin but my friends call me Lee. I'm from Cedar Girls Track&Field and one interesting thing abt me is...... I'M STRAIGHT."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOL-ED SO HARD IN THE CAR HAHAHAHA THIS IS HER REVENGE COS DURING HER UNI ORIENTATION KHAL AND I GAVE HER $20 TO MAKE HER INTERESTING FACT 'I am not straight'. was rambling to her abt how the skirt will be so long and all my fats can be seen and her only words of consolation were: 'dont worry their pe shirt is muscle fit.' lol whut a pervy cougar. jc sucks I swear! In sec one we played a game during khal's birthday where you give 3 sentences out of which two are true and one is a lie and when it was my turn I said

-I have an older sister

-I am straight

-I am afraid of turtles

AND I WAS ONLY SEC ONE AND MY HAIR NOT SAY V SHORT I WAS ACTLY QUITE CUTE AND INNOCENT THEN BUT JC WAS THE ONLY BITCH HEAD OUT OF LIKE 13 PEOPLE WHO SAID THE 2ND ONE WAS A LIE HAHAHAHAHA THE ANS WAS THE THIRD BTW WHO THE HELL IS AFRAID OF TURTLES.

2011-01-26T01:03:00.002+08:00

Last night my nose bled thrice while I was asleep. Was too tired to stop the bleeding but the blood clogged my airway and I couldnt breathe so I had to keep getting up to stop it resulting in the worst night ever. plus had coughing fits and the blood started spurting out of my mouth it was rly quite gruesome like those zombie videogames.

went to get a flu vaccination today at my uncle's clinic and my sis and I took the wheelchair and started wheeling ourselves around in it+fucking camwhoring in front of sick patients cos we r assholes like that.

met khal at simpang for dinner and we skyped jc who gave us a cyber tour of her dorm in aust and it looks quite cool actly. The thought of studying abroad has always sounded v attractive to me, going to a place where no one knows me and I can start all over again. had a long h2h w khal and jc which was quite an experience, talking to a comp in the middle of simpang. felt so much better after that cos they give the best advice+they dont judge. jc is a fucking cougar I swear she's so blonde in her bid to cheer me up she said "Dont worry Lee in a few more years when you grow up we might have a chance." HAHAHAHA I lol-ed so hard she was kidding lah ofc jc will always be jc(like how she said she'll give me a stripper when I turn 16 and her ALL THE SINGLE LADIES thing when I turn 18). have decided that as of today I will BLOCK SHIT OUT, no matter. I will not face reality and die in denial!! I'm much better off that way(khal and jc agrees) and maybe one day I will face my issues but til then, fuck cares. at ard 10pm his comp batt went flat halfway while jc was telling us something 100% gossip worthy we were so fucking pissed hahahahahaha. left simpang and took a damn long walk home. went to my secret star gazing place that I brought my teck whye kidz in sec 3 after our myes(and we went to tam1 and wreaked havoc and then proceeded to run across a 6 lane expressway). reached home at 11 and felt v peaceful. I am now completely tranquil I can become a monk.

Today I practiced pinning up my hair just in case I need to submit appeal form tmr I have to look girly and leave a good impression. Also ryan voon just fb msged me and told me to lock my fb and change prof pic cos some schools actly facebook their prospective students esp religious schs aka CJ/SA and he knows that cos his friend kena suspended after the sch found his underaged drinking photos on fb

felt like putting up some religious verse here for tmr but then I realized I did the same for before Os and the day before results day and it really didnt work hahaha also feel guilty asking for so many things from God when I am completely unworthy cos I havent been gg to church and all. I'm slightly jaded abt the whole junior college thing alr lah, come what may. I dont think I even thought properly before handing in my jae form. once again I did everything on impulse. hopefully they dont put me in srjc

ok wtv anw let me intro u guyz to my #1 block shit out song, it's fucking awesome, jc told me to listen to it just now

Bastard Child

2011-01-24T22:26:00.025+08:00

'I don't need anyone to save me, I can save myself.'

Town today w leena and we (finally)got our cny clothes. I think I'm gonna look v chapalang this yr but wtv. bought a $63 shirt(syu later told me I could find the same shirt at bugis for $35 fml) and spent like $85 on clothes today. I really need to learn how to manage my $$. left the house with $120 and am now left with $15 :((((( just now my mom almost found my topman receipt in the plastic bag and I nearly had a heart relapse hahahaha but I'm quick and sneaky and snatched it from her+offered to help her put all the empty plastic bags in the store room. I swear I can join a ninja academy. decided not to get the super awesome superman shirt from zara and went to pull&bear instead. leena got these two rly cool+colorful pocket shirts :> I wna get the num shirt that says 'I recycle girls' but it's damn bastard and if my mom finds it, it'll really be the end of my life, not kidding.

I am gna be in denial totally dont want to know which sch I'll be posted to have this sneaky feeling they gna put me in tpjc I JUST KNOW IT cos I'm psychic like that. As such I have photocopied all my documents just in case there is a need to appeal. was clearing up all my crap from the 4yrs in cedar and stumbled upon the most hilarious things ever. like this random collection of photos+strange letters+this foolscap paper from wanjun that told me where to report for my first training, I cant believe I still have it hahaha I'm secretly damn sentimental HAHA JOKE. eh sec one we rly damn noob leh all the letters the vocab is damn fucking hilarious.

Realized today that I should seriously start paying more attention to my surroundings and stop being so completely oblivious. Like how I've been to Ion so many fucking times but still dont know my way around. Should also stop disregarding what everyone is saying and stop practicing selective hearing or even selective vision I think there's something wrong with my brain I just dont see or hear things that normal people do(it sounds really scary when phrased this way hahaha) or recognize people I know when I see them on the streets(this has happened to me like 7412342174659 times I swear my friends think I'm a cocky asshole) like last week my mom scolded me for not bringing my stuff upstairs when she blatantly put it on the freaking stairs to remind me but somehow I just didnt see it there?? I swear there's something wrong w my brain. Have to stop blocking out things I do not wish to see/hear/feel. Like yknow how some people think before they speak? And they choose their words very carefully? I think before I think. hahaha I actly think only the thoughts I wish to think and feel only the feelings I wish to feel.(if you understood this sentence, you win) Khal says one day I will end up not feeling anything at all because I am that selective and that's how serial killers are born. But dont worry guyz I promise not to kill any of you hahahaha

Took the long way home from tanahmerah today and realized that the area around my hse is actly v nice after the sun sets cos the stars start coming out and the breeze is just right hahaha I sound damn gay. started thinking abt how secretly fucked my life is and how I rly need to study hard cos one day my dad's $$ is gna run out and I wna be prepared when that day comes I dont wanna be a fucking hobo ok. Am in moral dilemma now, completely afraid that if I study too hard when I grow up I'll think 'fuck I should've partied harder when I was young' afraid I will regret for all the shit that I didnt do but on the otr hand afraid I will grow up to think 'fuck I shouldnt have partied that hard when I was young' and regret all the shit I actually did do. But somehow when I think abt my o lvl results now I dont regret not studying. Idk maybe it's just cos I'm young and stupid or what but currently I dont regret looking at chiobus instead of textbooks(yes it was supposed to rhyme) and spending long nights partying instead of studying. Don't regret going for concerts on school nights, ponning sch cos of hangovers or just cos I felt like it. I don't regret, yet. Maybe in about 10yrs I might, but my life now has so far been pretty awesome. God I hope the world ends in 2012 cos then at least I'd die happy. I have a theory that since my life is screwed, my future is most probably gonna be screwed too. Like the thought of JC gives me heart palpitations what if everyone hates me cos I'm a fucking bastard child and I wont have any friends, sigh. Also the fact that I am a huge disappointment to my parents and if my dad read the above paragraph he'd most probably have me whipped or sth lol. My dad has never not talked to me for more than a day before. and before Os he told me that if I do badly he'll send me overseas but now he just gives me dirty looks and told me that he's gna make me stay in the JC hostel lol. Not to mention my fucked up love(or rather, lack thereof) life, all the relationships I screwed over, all the friends I may have actually unknowingly lost. Honestly it's not just JC that I'm scared about but the fact that I am actually growing up and will soon have to stop this fucking almighty rockstar behaviour, have to decide who I want to be in life, have to start being responsible and answer for myself because soon there will be no one left to help me clear the messes I almost always leave behind(figuratively speaking, of course) Right now everyday is just partypartyparty. The future sounds damn fucking scary to me. I have no idea what I am going to do with my life but wtv fuck cares right? I'm fucking indestructible. I think I may actually be at war with myself. I have come to terms with the fact that the only destruction for me is self-destruction. Inevitably, one day I will ruin myself and everything I've worked for.

Off to bed now plz pardon the above ramble heh. have this damn bad cough and my nose keeps bleeding I think I may actually be dying HAHA bye guyz at least I'll die happy.

LMFAO@wavehouse sentosa, 22/1/11

2011-01-24T11:09:00.004+08:00

LOL when the crowd puts their imaginary drinks up!

I'm fucking depressed now :(

2011-01-23T23:10:00.003+08:00

the blonde chick next to christina aguilera is daaaamn pretty hahaha I think blondes are generally really good looking. anw the otr day celine and I were talking abt mystery girls like her mystery carpark girl and my blonde ferris wheelgirl whom we will never ever find out the name of or see again in our entire lives which sucks but is actly quite awesome cos then the image of the mystery girls in our minds will always be perfection since we dont know who they are or what they do. they could be serial killers but we'll never know cos they are mysterygurlz and will always be that beautiful picture of perfection in our mind

today my parents took me out to make my first purchase ever since we got back our o level results I think they're pretty much over it alr. I got a watch and it's rly cool hahaha it has a rose gold dial with a black face and a brown leather strap. damn vintage and awesome i luv it! gg to town again w leena tmr to get our cny clothes. My dad gave me $80 for the rest of Jan I can now buy my slut shirt for cny :>

2011-01-23T18:17:00.001+08:00

have to watch this asap! Neil Patrick Harris LOL

2011-01-23T01:58:00.021+08:00

I think I caught my sister's flu+didnt go sentosa to catch LMFAO and here's why: went to meet khal this evening at simpang shopnsave and on a totally random note we ran away with two starfruits and a mangosteen HAHAHAHA damn retarded I swear it was totally impulsive we rly didnt mean to take it. anw later we placed the price of the fruits into that little charity statue piggybank thing of the little girl. went to the street soccer court to (attempt to)eat the fruits but obviously failed cos neither of us knew how to peel a starfruit&which parts of a mangosteen were edible. cheap thrill much. wanted to go to sentosa but then I realized I put the last of my allowance in the small girl statue at shopnsave. I swear it's karma. went home feeling completely idiotic. ok I know I sound a bit crazy and may as well go to hell for all the things I've been doing lately but maybe God might forgive me cos I'm only 17 heheh.

today we almost accidentally killed an infant in a stroller cos the dumb ass maid was talking on her cellphone at the playground and khal accidentally nudged the pram stationed at the top of the slope which freaking rolled down 4m and onto the road but thankgod no car. We later got lectured by the maid in her native language.

anw on a completely random note, I suspect the area outside my house is haunted hahahahaha like when I go for supper w shar+kb@simpang I always call them and talk to them while walking there cos it's rly damn scary got alot of banana trees and that stretch of road is always damn cold plus there are these houses along a certain narrow street otw to simpang and all of them look abandoned.

I was just reading my archives and saw this(shar maybe this will help you rmb HAHA):

Today in school after all of us spent last period emaths stalking chiobus on facebook, there were about 13 of us yelling across the classroom fighting over KKNG(who doesnt even know we exist)...

shar:"holy fuck she's unstraight?!?!"
xx: "she's fucking hot are you kidding?!"
: "NO WAY!!!! IMMA ADD HER ON FB WHEN I GET HOME"
kb: "she doesnt even know you!"
: "shut up lah eh fuck you!!"
tanya: "you never do homework still got time to fuck me?!?!"
mich: "fuck you!!!!"
leena: "EH SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!"
??: "no kidding kkng is unstraight fuck it omg best fucking day of my life!"
hanan: "YOU GOT NO CHANCE LAH"
mirna: "if you add her you're making things damn difficult for _ and I!!!!"
: "omg mirna you seem to be under the impression that _ and I actually care."

HAHA good times. &for the record, I just saw her prof on fb and she's not even remotely hot. Cute face but defo not hot(sorry tanya/mirna/gerald/cel)

This is our decision, to live fast&die young

2011-01-22T14:13:00.005+08:00

sloth day at home cos we r nocturnal like that. hopefully we'll be able to catch LMFAO ltr cos my mom's being a tyrant today lulz. ever since results day life at home has been pretty miserable my dad only wants me to read intellectually stimulating/self help books hahaha.

I think I may be in some sort of a moral dilemma but I'm too lazy to actly think of a solution so I will let things settle themselves. bought The Script's Science&Faith from HMV a coupla dayz ago and the songs completely heartbreaking. Have been watching tonz of videos on youtube lately but this is by far the best one(THERE IS EVEN SUBTITLES):

ohgod I hope I dont get slashed for embedding it here

I AM BLOODY EFFICIENT

2011-01-22T01:42:00.001+08:00

this came out only 30mins ago

2011-01-22T01:16:00.002+08:00

Tumblr is being especially hilarious today. I just had a field day laughing at a gif of a tumbling dinosaur.

omgitzadewgong.tumblr.com

2011-01-21T21:59:00.005+08:00

LMFAO in wavehouse@sentosa tmr night 8am-3am tix $58 but it's fucking 18&above, my life is over. I'm honestly damn depressed now cel leena and I have a damn pathetic plan to get high by ourselves outside wavehouse and SHOTSx16!!! a shot for each shot ok kidding we will get liver poisoning.

perfect lepak day spent w leena cel tian@town (window)shopping. walked from orchard to somerset and went to every single mall. knightsbridge damn over rated lah gna kill mich and shar now topman only one level, cheat our feelings. and cel and I wanted to go to ion topman to find KK cos rumor has it that she's working there HAHA we damn fail stalkers conveniently forgot all abt her and just went home I only remembered it now. spent like half an hr in this damn awesome vintage shop at cathay cineleisure called Birds&Co. It's really cool will defo recommend u guyz to check it out! Bought two awesome books w quotez on them. ate polar bear flavored ice cream and accompanied the rvrbean to kfc to have her bloody snacker box. outside cathay got this ultra sweet white lamborghini and two damn ugly SG gurlz to advertise it dknow whether the purpose is to compare&contrast HAHAHA ok we damn mean.

You, Me&the Devil makes three

2011-01-21T00:40:00.005+08:00

I honestly never knew there was an unfriend button on facebook. That's damn hilarious I am truly amused lol have been spending the past half an hour unfriending strange people on fb

lepak day playing video games w rh and killing/getting killed by zombies+aliens, watching big bang theory, playing w my nerf gun, eating macs. dinner @ citylink w my bitches and they are rly shameless hahahahaha. attempt to go MBS skypark fail cos they close at 10 so went to esplanade skygarden instead. it finally occurred to me that I should take damn alot of photos cos out of that many photos the chances of me looking good in any of them are like 1/8. SG's cityscape rly damn pretty with the lights and all. Can just sit and look at it for hrs, I like.

cny is coming I feel totally unprepared. I know I'm chinese and all but I rly rly hate CNY. All the relatives you see only once a year and want to know everything about your lives, the really annoying songs they play at every single shopping mall, eating yusheng, demon possessed lions w their really fail+fucking noisy band that only knows how to beat drum/clash cymbals, etc.

town tmr w celine+leena+tian, need to shop for cny clothes but i have no $$ so I shall just window shop. cant w8 to see knightsbridge, heard itz awesum :>

2011-01-19T22:41:00.005+08:00

spent mon+tues slothing at home. I want to be a sloth forever. went to sentosa today w the midgets kb and tian. tanning fail 101. despite sitting in the blazing afternoon sun for 1hr we didnt get a single tan. I suspect tian brought sunblock instead of suntan lotion!! ordered the world's most unhealthiest cheese fries at azzura HAHA stinkin funny it's really damn alot even me+kb+tian couldnt finish it despite our joint efforts. watched little fockers in the evening and it's surprisingly funny. changed the remainder of my USD cos I was srsly broke and my dad didnt wna give me $$. journey home w kimbo and sat down at tanahmerah to have a h2h! ok more like rambling session HAHA.

Realized I have yet to upload my US trip photos + clear my desk and prepare for the new sch yr. I think I may have accidentally impulsively bought the ugliest new sch bag ever. and also after bathing I snipped off a part of my fringe by accident. damn bullshit lah I look like a crazy kid with issues. so much for first impressions. anyway I know it's a bit overdue but here are my new year's resolutions. just because I have a feeling 2011 is gonna be so friggin awesome.

1. I will stop procrastinating
2. I will finish everything I do
3. I will do my homework and make a conscious attempt to study
4. I will do well for my promos(I WILL NOT GET RETAINED!!! <-- same goal as 2009 LOL)
5. I will listen to what people are saying and not just hear words drift past my ear
6. I will stop being a sloth and get back into shape
7. I will train hard for a div even though right now zhixuan is probably making space on her trophy cabinet for all the shotput+discus gold medals :'(
8. I will be nicer and more appreciative towards my friends
9. I will get my sinful ass back to church
10. Unless at a social function, I have no right to judge people by the way they look
11. I will stop being an impulsive shopper and will wear every article of clothing in my closet before 2011 comes to an end(worse come to worst go for 2012 countdown wearing multiple layers)
12. I will be a filial daughter and listen to my parents/elder siblings who know what's best for me
13. I will play mahjong with my grandmother every sunday
14. I will be kind(er) to cats that lurk outside my house
15. I will not ask my dad to torture lizards before killing them
16. I will not burn anyone's hair
17. I will remain true to myself and I will always be Lee :>

4 FOR YOU GLEN COCO!!!

2011-01-19T00:48:00.004+08:00

"Get in loser, we're going shopping!"
-cue Cinderella's princess carriage-

LOL. BEST. PART. EVER.

andnoneforgretchenweinersbye.

omg my bro sis and I used to watch this movie ALL THE TIME when we were kids we would sneak out into the tv den in the middle of the night just to watch it and when we were living in HK we made our bro smuggle the pirated version to us when he visited during Christmas LOL. we can freaking memorize every. single. line. of it.

2011-01-16T18:02:00.002+08:00

Tao club like the one we saw in vegas. They damn crazy eh like a black ver of 3oh!3

I want those leopard print shorts.

My body rocks a rhythm

2011-01-15T12:59:00.007+08:00

I like your dirty mind, mine's on it all the time.

jc is damn psyched abt me going to CJ like she really really wants me to go there lol hahaha that's so typical jc. and she said the funniest thing before she left!!

"Lee on your 18th birthday I will throw you a party and play the song 'All the Single Ladies' then when the 'put your hands up' part comes... YOU FASTER TAKE A NOTEBOOK AND WRITE DOWN ALL THE NAMES."

HAHAAHHA SHE'S DAMN FUNNY AND THE OTHER DAY SHE WAS LIKE

"eh I think a guy tried to spike my drink last night!!!"
"huh how u know?"
"cos he bought ne a drink and the drink wasnt sposed to be fizzy but there was bubbles coming out of it."
"omg then what u do!!"
"I rmb that alcohol evaporates faster than water so I just engaged in conversation and waited for the drink to evaporate"

HAHAHAHA THAT WILL BE ONE DAMN LONG CONVERSATION OK JC DAMN FUNNY SHE WENT BACK TO AUSTRALIA ALRD AND TONIGHT AUDREY IS GG BACK TO UK IM GOING TO SEND HER OFF AT THE AIRPORT! I THINK WE'RE GOING FOR DINNER BEFORE THAT. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE STARTING SCH ALR :( I'm next......

The Last of The Party Kids

2011-01-15T12:01:00.004+08:00

"twitter, facebook, blogger, tumblr, how do you have time for all four?!?!"
"I don't study."

results day was LOL, and our results were even more LOL. Let's just say if I had to take a shot for every point I had, I'd most probably end up in the ER. 4S avg 10.5 we cheer like we win olympic gold medal sial. and us being damn bitter abt our results and eating chocolate cake with such bitterness. but it's ok, we're 4S. it only takes a coupla hrs to get over our grades lol. Jeya is our trophy girl!!!! srsly the model student from 4S she's the top indian student, dont play play.

sudden confessions like
"I'm so glad I have you guys as friends."
"this coming from lee is super meaningful!!!!"
which is completely true since I'm an ungrateful asshole but my frenz still luv me anyway.

somehow this O level thing doesnt feel real to me at all. Still feels like I just got my prelim results or sth. I guess it's cos the reality of my situation hasnt sunken in yet? Or maybe cos I'm Lee and I just generally dont give a fuck. I think I'm the only one who didnt have a goal for o lvls like no target score, no ideal jc, so when the results came I didnt even shed a single tear even though it was balls. but my motherfucking history played me out big time man I got A1 for prelims and a fucking B3 for Os. I bet the examiner hated my handwriting or sth. fuckface. I'm damn bitter abt it still hahahaha fuck.

Tuesday was spent at home cos my parents practically disowned me+sent hate mail the entire day lol ok thankgod I'm me and not some weak and frail cedarian who cries at every single fucking thing. Miffy bought me a dvd abt sea creatures to cheer me up so I watched that in my room and cos I have a blonde sister who thought it it was abt dugongs, there was only 30secs of dugong footage in the entire 1h30min show.

Went for open house w syu and leena on wednesday. CJ looks damn freaking ass fun hahahaha I put it as my first choice hopefully I'll get in and OHMYGOD THE CJ GIRLS!!!!!!! CJ has affiliation to all the convent schools/CHIJ schools, enough said. I know everyone says that it's a party school but I'm a party kid and the girls are hot so......
and syu says that she'll join me in CJ and we can be table partners 4 lyf!!! and the CJ uniform the skirt damn long+must wear at waist HAHAHA NOOOO MY FATS HAHAHAHAHAA. was damn tempted to go to the bookshop and go "EXCUSE ME WHAT'S YOUR LARGEST SKIRT SIZE?!?!" hahahaha went to check out the CJ canteen(number one on our criteria list is what kind of food they sell at the canteen cos I'm your typical thrower.) went for AC open house and there are like 5throwers trying to appeal in so rly no hope. plus wen says CJ girls>AC girls hahaha I hope it's true. zhixuan is a bastard hahaha she's gna join AC throws so there goes all the gold&silver medals :( went to ACSi to have lunch in the fabled air conditioned canteen which is really nth much except for the fact that it's air conditioned and there are cleaners to help them clear their plates. talked to angeline+eber for awhile then syu bean and I spent like 3hrs sitting and talking at the ACS foyer cos we were all too lazy to move and I swear syu is a retard.

"HEADBANG!!!"
"huh what's that?"
"you know that action...?"
"you mean a face palm?!?!"

thursday was xbox marathon since both my parents weren't home I could be the lazy bastard that I am. played the entire COD black ops again just cuz.

Friday was kimbo's birthday so we went at 2 to help her cook/fry enough food for 50ppl and being slightly paranoid abt smelling like fried food. I think we trashed her function room lol there was food everywhere and wax in the center of the floor but it was damn fun minus the failed assasin game and the lack of bz. us being damn bastard cos kb invited her church friends and we called them The Holy People ok rly damn bastard cos I'm a christian hahaha wahlau I'm damn fail christian. and having a mini hail storm in the room throwing ice at each other which turned out to be surprisingly painful it's actly like throwing rocks at each otr. yelling "FUCK!!!!!" and then realizing that we were in the presence of holy people. playing holy songs specifically for the Holies. ok we are so mean!!! no wonder I did so badly for Os lol it's God punishing me for being an asshole the past two years.

I think if you put the present me next to when I was in sec one I wouldnt be able to recognize myself but that was just me being a loser cos I'm awesome now. Anw clara said last night "I thought someone was going to buff up after Os?!?!" HAHAHA I'm fucking fail I never complete anything I do like sometimes I'm too lazy to even complete my sentences. Don't even know when will be the next time I'll see all my crazy bitches from 4S, 38M, the throwers, Exclusive Club, etc. I think after our batch Cedar damn shit alr hahaha their idea of a party is probably sitting in a circle talking about sex and sharing a bottle of Breezer. No more crazy assholes left to do stupid shit like extinguishing a lighted splint with my bare hands(the single most stupidest thing I've done since 2011), thankgod I'm no longer in Cedar. Will defo miss all my friends but it's ok cos goodbyes are for losers. Kids like us, we party forever.

2011-01-09T19:15:00.002+08:00

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hi guys do Leena a big favour and like the above URL :) it'd mean a lot to her + her sis who worked v hard on it!! do it by today ok cos it closes tonight!

2011

2011-01-09T02:22:00.013+08:00

HEY GUYS IT'S 2011!!

came back yestd morning at 3am and slept for like 10hrs after that hehe. Been unpacking all my clothes I swear I had a clothing spam I have enough clothes to last me the entire 2011 ok I'm lying you can never have too much clothes. and just so you guys know: vegas girls>california gurlz haha really I have seen it with my own eyes. in two weeks my fam and I covered three states: California(Disneyland+Hollywood), Nevada(Las Vegas) and Arizona(Grand Canyon)

Disneyland- we saw a special fireworks show cos we went on xmas day and they changed the original one it was damn awesome except that it was drizzling! also they changed the Haunted Mansion to make it less scary during xmas it was rly quite lame. I didnt get to sit on my fav finding nemo ride :'( but we sat on California Screamin' and bought the official photo just like we did in 2003 and we're planning to put both of them next to each otr hehe. and from our hotel you could see the fireworks cos we're right opp disneyland! bought crazy hats to add to my crazy hat collection.

OMG OK I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS ABT MY FERRIS WHEEL ENCOUNTER IN THE DISNEY CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE PARK HAHAHAHA. So my sis and I were in the Ferris wheel with this relatively large angmoh lady(like twice my size) but she was really nice though and she was with her v chio blonde sister who was a cheerleader(JACKPOT.) and the ferris wheel was the kind that can move from one end to the other and swing back and forth(much like the viking ride) so when we were in midair and the winds started picking up, we began rocking back and forth really violently like worse than otr cabins cos of the large lady there was damn a lot of momentum so she told her hot blonde sis to move over to our side of the ferris wheel to balance the weight out and she did but not without scrambling and grabbing on to me and etc. ok it was really damn funny+scary at that point in time so I didnt have enough time to grasp the reality of the situation: hot blonde cheerleader sitting next to me and us being less than 5cm away from each other HAHAHAHAHA I could practically hear everyone's voice in my head like clara natwong syu shar kb leena mich tq all going: "WAHLAU LEE YOU CHEEKOH!!!" ok wtv bb.

Downtown L.A.- shopped until my legs nearly broke in half. and you know how my mom is a damn impulsive shopper?? She freaking bought a 20kg cast iron pot just cos they dont have it in SG and guess who was in charge of it from then on. met my good friends ralph and tommy and calvin!! blew my budget in abt 8days but my dad kindly expanded it :> have a latest obsession w Abercrombie&Fitch. I luv it despite the controversy+crazy emo hipster scene kids who hate it like igaf. My mom has also kindly agreed to help me order A&F clothes online as long as I give her the cash :> seriously it's is the awesomest clothing store by far it makes the people at NUM look like a bunch of retarded unicorns!! And also I went into this baking shop and bought a Star Wars cookie set but I didnt check the price it actly costs $30SGD and only had like 12 cookies HAHAHAHA WORST PURCHASE EVER!!! but I liked it.

AND MY MALL EXPERIENCE HAHAAHA STH DAMN FUNNY HAPPENED! so I was sitting on the bench outside this store that my entire family was shopping in cos nth struck my interest and I sat there for like 15mins before this pretty brunette and her brunette friend walked up to me then she wa like "HELLO!!!" from like 8m away so I thought she was selling sth but cannot be cos like she wasnt holding anth and she was with her friend so I just did this really awkward wave+smile cos I had no idea who she was then when she got nearer she was like "oh sorry!!!" and she and her friend scurried away like "omg I thought that was my friend..." which is ok right?? BUT THEN!!!!!! 5mins later this latino guy in a white tshirt+bball shorts who looked like he was in high school and was hanging ard at the escalator walked towards me and then he walked past my bench then he gave me a cursory nod and wave HAHAHAHA WHAT?!?! I think I must really look like one of their friends from sch or sth?!?! Was quite freaked out after that and went into the store to find my fam.

Vegas!! - a 4.5 hr drive from downtown LA and the winds were incredibly strong you could feel the car sway to the side occasionally and my dad had to turn the steering wheel to 2oclock if he wanted the car to go straight(yknow like in the iphone game toss-the-paper-ball-into-the-basket-with-the-fan-blowing-at-diff-wind-speeds?) stayed at Treasure Island hotel. The hotels there all damn cool got diff theme! there was Circus Circus(circused theme ofc), Caesar's Palace(Roman Empire), Ex Calibur(medieval castle), Luxor(Egyptian), etc. mine was pirates themed hehe. and each hotel has their own show! The Bellagio has a fountain show that's damn pretty, Caesar's Palace had a statue show of like the greek gods and stuff and mine had a pirate show that was actly quite sexual HAHAHA. they said stuff like:

"My name is Cinnamon, but every seaman that has ever sailed into my cove call me Cin."

"I have two cannons on my ship that are ready to explode!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA. OK IT'S RLY DAMN FUNNY LOL AND THERE WERE SMALL KIDS THERE. but kinda expected cos yknow, it's vegas. and the whole show everyone was talking in this sexy seductive voice+sexy actions LOL. but the effects were damn good! even got fireworks at the end.

AND WE SAW J.LO!!! In Caesar's Palace. I was in Abercrombie&Fitch which was just opp Guess and suddenly they cordoned off the entire place and a huge crowd started gathering so my dad and I jostled our way to the front and we saw her!! She was wearing shades and a scarf butI'm totally sure it was her and everyone else confirmed my suspicions. took out our cameras(lag reaction) and stood there for 20mins trying to take a picture of her but everyone was shoving each other and by the time I took mine out she alr went into the fitting room to change. but I saw her!! In real life! HAHAHA.

NYE 2010 - countdown at The Strip in vegas!! freaking cold and all but it was good fun. Lots of crazy drunkards ard so we didnt go to the middle of the road, just stayed at the sides. But it was fun cos everyone went crazy and took pics with strangers HAHA. fireworks from 7 diff hotels that lasted 8mins and 12secs!! by far the awesomest countdown I've ever been to. I SAW STRIPPERS!!!! HAHAHA. in vegas no one is underaged. I could just enter the casino without providing ID and there were strippers in the casino doing a tabletop dance ard the pole!! and the guys were damn horny and rowdy and were yelling and whistling so I did the best thing ever. I started jumping up and down and waving at them w my ultra gay unicorn face hahahahaha I swear they hate me now. they completely ignored me even though I'm pretty sure they saw a kid in a snoopy hat+Jedi jacket magically prancing ard the casino waving at them. and I got a peep at a peepshow in this cowboy bar called gilleys and there were like scantily dressed ladies riding the machine operated buffalo and the star of the show is a girl called Holly Madison! I think she's a stripper. And in Vegas there is no such thing as underaged drinking!! They sell candoms(not a typo) to minors so that if they want to booze they put the candom on the can so ppl will think it's a soft drink HAHAHA. and yknow how in normal places theres like happyhour and ladies night?? in Vegas there's Two-timin Tuesdays, Wet Wednesdays, Threesome Thursdays, Freeshow Fridays, and etc. there are like signs of it EVERYWHERE. and there are people in hoodies and tshirts that say "GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS!" "GIRLS TO YOU IN 20MINS!" HAHAHAHA and theyre handing out cards of naked girls which was actly damn gross I didnt take any cos I'm not that gross!! hahahaha wanted to take one just to show everyone back in SG but I couldnt bring myself to do it, it's disgusting. and they were lying ard all over the floor which rly makes me wonder abt small kids like if they pick it up, there goes their entire childhood. but the atmosphere is awesome and Vegas is the only city that can pull that off without coming across as sleazy or like a red light district only because it's vegas. I'm totally bringing my friends there when we turn 21.

Grand Canyon- we were actly sposed to go to the South Rim but last min we changed to the West Rim which was the best decision ever since 2011 started! Went to the land of the Hualapai Indians(native american indians who live at the grand canyon border of arizona and nevada, and who own the west rim side of the grand canyon) very insightful, saw their cultural dances, ate their native food and saw their teepees!! they cordoned of sections of the land and call it their sacred land I thnk it's their religion or sth. Went on the skywalk and they didnt allow us to bring cams or hps but there were hired photographers so we took one photo and bought it for freaking $30USD. but it was quite an experience cos the floor was made of glass so when you looked down, you can see the bottom of the canyon. Quite scary actly. went to the cowboy ranch located a few miles away from the grand canyon and saw the cutest petting zoo ever. there was this adorbz lil donkey and tiny goats hahaha so cute! and this giant horsey that was super tame I want my dad to get me a horsey now cuz they're kewt.

food in US is damn freaking cheap and the portion damn huge now I know why angmohs are so huge!!! instant noodles only cost 30cents and one tub of Ben and Jerry's cost $2.50 and like a 5-pack of Snapple only costs $3.50!!!! if you convert to SGD it's about 40cents, $3.45, and $4.90 respectively. and their supermarket has alllllll kinds of food every single kind of food you can imagine!! I should totally pig attack in the US.

btw I am beginning to believe that my snoopy hat is magical or sth cos when I wore it otw to US the flight stewardess thought I was damn cute she started talking to me A LOT and then when she's ordering stuff she'd ask me first hehe!!! and when we were abt to land she gave me a little toy teddy bear HAHAA RLY DAMN FUNNY how old did you think she thought I was? and cos we had to transit at Tokyo's Narita Airport, then when we went through the baggage scanning thing the jap people were like "Kawaii neh!!!" and I know they were totally referring to me cos well idk, THEY WERE LOOKING RIGHT AT ME HAHAHA. I'm so sneaky!!! bet they didnt know I knew jap!!! ok lah actly it's only one word but wtv.

all in all, one of the best hols ever but totally missed my pals back in SG cant believe 4S had chalet without me MOARRR ANGRY DUGONG!!

2010-12-24T03:47:00.003+08:00

I'm leaving in 4hrs so I decided to post one last time before 2011(unless my sis brings her comp along) that is, to congratulate myself for surviving 2010 with all its setbacks and achievements. But most importantly, to congratulate myself for doing such a great job at guarding my heart this year. I can now go on holiday in peace and hope for hot cali babes. Love=weakness, I am not weak:>

2010-12-23T23:26:00.007+08:00

I think I have very strange reactions to situations like the otr day I was w the bean and we saw an awesome unicorn toy and the following conversation ensued:
:look lee, a unicorn toy
:OMG IT'S A UNICORN!!! LET'S HIDE IT.

ok lah actly not v strange right, I think I was quite clever by hiding it cos it was the last unicorn left!! no this is not a hint to buy me the unicorn BUT U CAN IF U WANT TO :}

fun day today at the Kang's making christmas cookies! we do it every year :> made peber nødder, a danish ginger cookie, and it turned out to be v nice!! and we made christmassy shapes out of them like my xmas tree+smiley face which I was sposed to bring home and show my mommy but my sis gave it to tim :'( ok lah quite sad cos he's in army during xmas but.... my tree..... :'( I SPENT FOREVER SHAPING IT RLY NO JOKE. went for waihong's xmas party after that and played charades which somehow managed to all look damn sexual like 'Frosty The Snowman' became 'nice and hot sexy babe' HAHA FAIL.

I think I'm v cool for packing all my stuff in 15mins. will leave tmr morning on a 945 flight and will touch down in cali at 11:15 in the night(SG time) defo will miss all my friends(the song below for u guyz!!) am damn sad I'm missing class chalet. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone!!! and if you guys havent been listening to the prev songs I put up, it's ok but ya'll must listen to this ok! It's damn sad HAHA. AND SEND ME XMAS FB MSG OR IT WILL BE THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP HAHAHA. will try to get food/stuff for everyone and will think of every single one of u guys :>

sigh we've come such a long way from pissing nearly all our teachers off, having them walkout on our class and not giving a fuck, sleeping in the parade square at 4am, crawling over canteen stalls to camwhore, spilling like 1 liter of chawanmushi on the ground, breaking open a locker with my bare hands, cutting class and hanging out in the toilet/library, leaving sch early and going to ppmacs, coming to sch at 1pm and staying only for last period cos I didnt have a valid reason for being absent and was too broke to buy an mc, simultaneously ponning sch the day before MYE to mug and buying MCs tgt such that the timings on it were only 1min diff, failing everything tgt(die-nostics), cycling at pulau ubin, laughing like hell at syu+hanan who rolled down a hill and into the bushes while cycling, making damn a lot of noise in the fish tank classroom that the librarian retired, falling off my chair on the v first day of sch 2010 right after morning assembly, excusing ourselves to the toilet to cut open mousepads just to obtain the glow in the dark stars, playing HOTD4 in Malaysia arcade w tammie quah for 2hrs only cos it costs half as much as playing in SG, throwers barbecue during my bday (:>), training w throwers+jumpers and playing games tgt after that, eating before/during/after training, throwing knowing looks ard the classroom and you know someone will defo catch it cos no one ever pays attention to the teacher, making fun of tri sci kias, our multiple tri sci kia jokes that are damn crude but funny, recess parties by hijacking the PA system(4SUPPERCLUB!!!), playing w the teacher's chair that has wheels and having races on them around the entire classroom block, locking each other out of class and having waterfights through the classroom window, asking irrelevant questions during class just cos it was getting too bloody boring and so much more. sigh. we really damn awesome I dont think I'll ever forget 4S hahaha we are an awfully crazy mix of students, really. What was the school thinking when they put us all tgt.

btw 30h3 has a new song called hit it again!! :>

2010-12-23T15:12:00.002+08:00

yestd tian leena and I baked the worst chocolate cake ever. it starting breathing during the baking process(like the flour literally rose and fell) so we had concave cakes that tastes like really floury noodles(no chocolate taste at all) cos you could only taste the butter and flour and oil. but we were quite content w gobbling down Hershey's chocolate chips. Also, yestd I ruined my can of Campbell soup that is almost nearly impossible cos it's so easy to cook :'( I am no. 1 cooking fail I think they gave me B4 for home econs out of sympathy. We shouldve brought one of the girls along so we could at least salvage our cake. sigh.

was sposed to send jc off on tues morning but I missed it!! but I did manage to send natwong off on mon hahaha so that kinda balances it out. really have to stop sleping at 5/6am it's taking a tremendous toll on me!

am leaving for california this fri! I'd love to have you guys send me xmas msges(cos xmas is a v big thing for me) but obviously I wont have my sim card there :( TRUE FRIENDS WILL FB MSG ME XMAS MSGES HAHAHA.

anw my current jam:

SNAP

2010-12-20T02:31:00.003+08:00

^my guilty pleasure song(it's not as wrong as it sounds)
I just dont like telling people that I like this song cos it's damn sleazy but I secretly like it alot it has a nice beat but it really makes me wonder what the hell kesha was thinking when she wanted her mv to be of her slutting ard in a toilet

Corona&Lime

2010-12-19T18:21:00.008+08:00

Chocoshot

2010-12-18T14:54:00.006+08:00

prom night 2010 was better than expected! cos I could see all my crazy ass bitches whom I will miss 4 lyf. and also laughing really hard at all the stupid answers to the questions HAHAHAHAHA "...because yestd I went to help out at an old folk's home...." ok maybe she was telling the truth but it totally sounded like a total lie leena and I had a ball, we laughed until we teared. and also when we found out __ irons her bra+panties we dropped dead laughing. 4S performance was the most retarded thing ever I shouldnt have missed so many practices I was like 1sec slow in all the moves.

post prom- went to king's copthorne hotel to put all our stuff and lepak until 1 then cabbed to clarke quay with an over exuberant taxi driver who thought I was a guy and kept whacking my leg. went to cafe iguana to lepak and yun was damn funny she ordered a chocolate shot cos she thought it was a shot glass filled with chocolate hahaha she damn cute lah. ordered a coupla drinks and then moved the party back to the hotel room after stopping by 7-11 for supplies. played truth or truth which I think is a v fun game but everyone else thinks otherwise. because everyone tells the truth when they're drunk! minus the red face and loss of CG. and nat wong slept earlier than me!!!!! I'm feeling totally accomplished now. went for breakfast at 9 and ate damn a lot then went back to sleep :> and also I had a dream I forced everyone to call me gougou.

P.S. Clara poon is freaking awesome she got me a 3OH!3 shirt from new york!!! :)))

2010-12-17T01:51:00.003+08:00

Well I guess if they play 3OH!3 on loop and if everyone looks really hot tmr night then I might consider staying. otherwise it's leave early for party time @ clarke quay. After 4 years of seeing the same faces everyday, even the hottest of the hot girls become pretty mundane. I'd even be sick of Megan Fox if I had to see her face every single day for 4 straight years.

btw new hot blonde to add to list=keira knightley. Just watched Love Actually cos it's one of my compulsory christmas movies to watch(Grinch, Home Alone, Polar Express) anw guys Christmas is next week! And I be spending it in the most magical place in the world. DISNEYLAND 8))))))))) and since going on holiday is the only time you can be a retard and not care cos chances are you will never see anyone in that strange foreign land again in your entire life, Imma be wearing my adidas star wars jersey, jacket and droid shoes + a snoopy snow hat and be having a ball in my fav place in the entire world :> Dinsey #1 fan. Everyone should go there at least once in their lifetime. It's magical!!! Way to feel like a unicorn. ok merry christmas everyone!

HOHOHO

2010-12-15T01:59:00.006+08:00

ok remember how I used to post vids of hot kpop groups dancing and prancing around and tell all of you to watch it in HD and fullscreen? This one trumps all of them added together and if you don't do it, this might actually haunt you on your death bed.

Michael Bay is one helluva cheekoh but I like what he's done here!! Have spent the entire day watching Victoria's Secret fashion shows online and am damn well sad to know that Miranda Kerr isn't in the 2010-2011 show cos she's pregnant :'( she's my fav angel!!!! no matter what clara and michelle say abt alessandra being the hottest...

&when I grow up Imma get front row VIP tickets to watch one of these LIVE plus tickets to the after party, whaddupppppp!!! and hopefully one of them will wink at me while on the runway or sth aheheheheh.... my heart is beating so fast imma go downstairs and drink some ice water.

oh and this too... (the best 30secs of your life)

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!

2010-12-15T00:56:00.006+08:00

So my weekend was fucked up to say the least.

In a crazy turn of events, I went from bawling at 11pm outside my house to binging on brownies at kimbo's and having a freaky ass 30mins walk at 1am yelling christmas carols at the top of our lungs w shar and kb. and also the next day went shopping w shar and mich and drank the most horrible tasting lemon teas EVER(ball juice) and lepaking at mich's w leena tian shar kb and reminiscing abt 2009. hahaha now 2010 is coming to an end.

anw instead of moping around abt the past few shit days, I spent it online watching this!!!!

only because I'm Lee and I'm fucking awesome.

We've all got our issues, it's just a matter of how you choose to face them. Now you can either live with it, run away, or curl up into a ball and cry like a fucking orphaned elephant. SUCK IT UP, BITCHES.

btw guys, word of advice: next time you plan on leaving your home abruptly for a prolonged period of time, you might wanna bring along a change of clothes. or more importantly, a change of underwear.

2010-12-10T19:27:00.016+08:00

This is my 1200 post I dont think theleeway will make it to 2000 since I'm prob gna delete it when I get to jc.

my mom brought leena tian and I to kallang airport today to alter our pants for prom hahaha I think my mom has kind of resigned to the fact that I will nvr be damn girly like my sis. speaking of my sis, the assface brought half my stuff with her to bintan on holiday that crazy bitch. I'm not being mean or anth but she didnt even ask my permission. got home from throws chalet only to find that half my stuff was gone cos she took everything. bag, shirts, shades, etc.

went to sports club to swim but ended up swimming a few laps and being dugongs in the jacuzzi instead but it was damn shiok doing nothing. Having terrible muscles aches from yestd's workout plus today swimming. have been such a hermit recently, staying home and not letting anyone come my hse cos I'm lazy to entertain+refusing to meet jc/khal out of pure laziness(HAHAHA) I love days where I do nothing :}

I would actually be excited for prom if it wasnt for the fact that it's in the school hall _|_ changkat changi has it in fucking zirca and cedar doesnt wna have it in the hotel cos we have to cater for the mafakin scholars who have no $$. would totally get my mommy to complain if it wasnt for the fact that idgaf about Cedar and it's fucking overrated the whole graduation shit like how you'll miss everyone and the Cedar life because newsflash, I'm perfectly happy with my life right now and the only reason why I cried during grad was cos I was so afraid I couldnt get my 2pts(confession). I guess they're completely right when they say I'm great at making friends but horrible at keeping them. oh fuck it. those who matter dont mind, and those who mind I dont really give two fucks about fucking cockfaces. angstymood101 looking back on the past 4yrs in Cedar makes me ^$&$*&#&$&^%%(@$#@ hahaha I rly dknow how some people can love it so much lol maybe just cos we are 4S and life generally just sucks for us but seriously, fuckballs cedar can just go suck my nonexistent dick.

on a much lighter note, am totally excited for post prom party @clarke quay/town w my crazy hot bitches clara syu natwong yunz! WE GON PARTY!!!!

hehe sorry tian and leena I'll make it up to you guys, I promise! we can go on our food outing after prom!!!

2010-12-09T01:15:00.003+08:00

TUMBLR HAS AN ASK BOX?!?!?! I DIDNT GET THE MEMO.

OK I HONESTLY DIDNT KNOW THAT.

2010-12-09T00:30:00.014+08:00

confession: I dont know half the people I have on tumblr cos no one ever leaves their name or photo anymore and their tumblr urls are all incredibly ambiguous and have little or no relevance to their lives like at least mine is omgitzadewgong <-- you guyz totally know it's me right but those hippie names with triangles or trees as their prof pics I really have no idea who they are lulz.

tian leena and I had a fun day out @ town today. spent $500++ on prom shit LOL bean helped us count cos she's a human calculator. bought boat shoes(thankgod no bananas) and khaki pants. still have yet to determine my prom concept hmmm... am going to town again to find a nice thick woolen button down sweater esp after the Greece incident my parents have learnt their lesson and told me to buy anything that will keep myself warm. my Dad changed holiday plans again(what's new) so now I'm leaving on Christmas eve(24th) and spending Christmas in Disneyland then we're gg back to San Francisco again just for fun though I still think it's a damned waste of my time since we went there 2yrs ago we should go to San Diego cos the zoo there has a thousand and one dugongs of all shapes and sizes:> but I wont be gg for class chalet :'(

and yes hate moment over cos my dad gave me $$ this morning. also just now went to see the dino show w my dad hurhur IT WAS DAMN AWESOME!!! THE DINOSAURS LOOK DAMN REAL AND WERE FREAKING HUMONGOUS WOOHOO TOOK DAMN A LOT OF PHOTOS!! and there was this dino that loooked like a jackfruit durian thing it's officially my fav dino I forgot it's name but it really just looks like a gigantic liew lian. My dad damn nice to me today hehe. He even bought me strawberry Pocky. Slightly strange to have bonding session during a dinosaur show cos usually it's just golf or kway chap(MY FAV NOMNOM).

Did you know sloths can die of hunger even on a full stomach?? that's probably my life story right there. I have to eat at hourly intervals HAHA. no but now I must lose weight before prom!!! ok like as if one week can do miracles LOL. blob attack. off to play squash and do weights and (hopefully)run tmr. friday is workout day w tian and leena. I'm damn hxc now dont play play!! Will eat 2 eggs for breakfast every morning starting now in a desperate bid to regenerate lost muscle mass during Os period.

2010-12-08T01:20:00.018+08:00

ok hate moment over.

2010-12-06T21:55:00.001+08:00

FUCK and also today I found out my fingers not long enought to play Aadd9 omg fuck today sucks fuck!!!! HAHAHHA ANGSTY BITCH

2010-12-06T20:56:00.001+08:00

wahlau fuck it does anyone know how to download torrent for mac?? ok I am no. 1 noobster I dont even know what's torrent and zip file?!?!?! whut??? tryna watch shows but obviously mega fail because cant even download them in the first place. I shall go downstairs and kill zombies on xbox now cos I'm fucking angry MOARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-12-06T17:11:00.003+08:00

OH GOURD I TOTALLY HAVE TO START TRAINING AND BULK UP AND BE SO RIPPED THAT NUM WILL BEG ME TO WORK THERE LOL.

MY SECRET AMBITION IS TO BE A NEW URBAN MALE SALES AMBASSADOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMBITION FAIL!!!!!

I'VE DECIDED TO JOIN DRAGONBOATING/CANOEING IN JC AND BE THE BUFFEST THERE WISH ME LUCK GUYZ I HEARD THEY RUN 10K FOR WARMUP HAHA FUCK IT BY THE TIME I FINISH WARMING UP, TRAINING WILL BE OVER :'(

:)

2010-12-05T14:56:00.005+08:00

<3

back from chalet, throwers are awesome :)))

I AM NEW

2010-12-04T18:28:00.003+08:00

Hi guys
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I couldn't take it any more so
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I got married to Nat. She must be in a huge state of shock especially since WE HAVENT TALKED FOR A REALLY LONG TIME AND I FEEL SO BAD FOR NOT HANGING OUT WITH HER ENOUGH EVEN THOUGH SHE IS ADMITTEDLY TOO BUSY TO HANG OUT WITH ME YEAH ANW
LUV YOU NAT HAHAHAH (THATS WHY I MARRIED YOU)
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. Okay no honestly this is Nat here and LEE WTF WHY ARE WE MARRIED?!?!??!

Luvluv!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

drunkdial101

2010-12-03T00:19:00.006+08:00

I know that I'm drunk but I'll say the words,
and she'll listen this time even though they're slurred.

2010-12-02T20:50:00.003+08:00

I am currently leaning over the table in an attempt to squash my bladder cos I'm too lazy to move my gargantuan ass to the toilet to pee. That's how much of a sloth I am. Have spent the evening looking at online catalogues while having my Christmas playlist on loop and creating a very detailed list of the stuff I'm going to get in Cali. If only I was this hxc for O levels... I still have yet to update my journal on post O lvl activities I think I stopped at 22nd nov.

This morning went to meet Lenis at Nex and took about 10 escalators before finally arriving at the first floor of Nex?!?! from the mrt to the 1st floor got damn a lot of escalators! I have come to the conclusion that the hill outside my house has a 85degree inclination it's rly damn tiring to climb I should bring harness and get someone to hoist me up instead ok lah I am a pig.

Went to Onion's place for secret mission 101 and tried to pry info from our jnrs abt farewell but they kept their mouth clammed shut(first time) pig attack part 2!! 4 of us ate like 25 packets of seaweed hahaha throwers nomnom. I rly luv seaweed how?? Spent quite awhile reminiscing about our noobie sec one days hahaha so fast like now we're going for our own farewell :'( also I think I may have accidentally killed one of onion's fishes. but just cos it's floating doesnt mean it's dead right? As long as it's not turned upside down?

Have ben contemplating shutting down this site because half of the stuff I do aren't exactly ideal and the other half I'm too lazy to type. sigh. Will contemplate further.

throws chalet from tmr to sun then next week will be stay home budget week cos I'm only left with $50 until dec 15th and from then on I will have two options:
1. starve to death
do not eat until absolutely necessary and limit meals to $4. (impossible)
2. create a godforsaken excuse for my dad to give me more money
Eg. $ needed for special event that will never take place, $ needed to buy birthday present for friend that does not exist(and when I was still taking o levels, $ needed for various ten year series that I never bought, $ needed to replace lost school tie that was never missing)

Oh my.

2010-12-01T00:29:00.003+08:00

mar HS syu hanan eliqah and a few more 4S kids are dancing this for prom, damn sexy right?? It's gonna be one hot night!!! :>

and it took damn long for leena and I to realize it was in korean.

2010-11-30T22:57:00.002+08:00

ohymgod khal just told me to type 'squashing rabbit' into google and watch the video and I feel like throwing up now. omg yuck ugh I feel damn sick ndfniqweffdmdweg :((((((((((

today was spent dancing for 4hrs and I feel damn loser was surprisingly tired after everthing, sigh. Dancing is not usually this tiring for me!! wore my rly cool star wars jedi jersey today. Need to go running+gym asap so that I can go tanning without worrying abt my flabby muscles. mar's hse for kinect damn fun I swear ahahaah the dancing game and the tracknfield games dressed as an alien!! went to the airport to surprise my mom and dad who were coming back from Manilla. went for dinner and had steak yumz. I luv meat. Came home and put up the Christmas tree.

Outing today w weisi shirg thad to watch Easy A and I completely forgot all abt it until I was otw to the airport they msged me :'( I am a bad friend.

THIS POST HAS NO SWEAR WORDS IN CASE YOU GUYS HAVENT REALIZED AHAHAHA I FIGURED I MIGHT AS WELL, SINCE IT'S CHRISTMAS AND ALL.

2010-11-29T19:29:00.011+08:00

Is it strange that I really really wanna be a unicorn?? :'( the only time I'll ever keep long hair is when I become a unicorn&I'll have a nice long white mane!!

friday was the start of a 3D2N Leena Camp. Which was like OAC minus the outdoor and the adventure parts. just us two giant sloths having multiple pig attacks around the house and watching movies, playing games and doing useless shit. and also tammie and sarah joined us for an awesome video gaming session hehe tammie and I are the ultimate hxc gamers. I have finished playing the entire COD black ops and medal of honor, zzzzz. flea at haji lane w the megabean on sunday. we went down to support our frenz kb shar mich cos they had a stall down there. I wouldnt have gone to a flea for no apparent reason. brought them to eat the damn famous beach road prawn mee and bought a stack of x-men comics for $5. and also I won a freaking funny blue and green luminous toy dog after playing $9 worth of games. ok I didnt even win it I just made a sneaky little pact with the girl who was manning the stall. the game was damn difficult rly impossible to win I think they put the toy dogs there for show only lor. fun day spent w 38M. thx guyz for being such sports and giving in to my bratty pigness and even thanking me for coming :') I feel appreciated!!!!!

was sposed to go sentosa today but it rained so we went to watch a movie instead. Me is happy shopper 101 cos i spent more than $200 on nice things!!!! bought the ultimate star wars adidas jersey today and I'm wearing it now I dont think i'll ever take it off I rly luv it!!!! bought the bear series shirt from NUM cos I was reminded of my bear frenz like huihui and jervenne. Imma execute a deviously hatched plan to get my mom to buy me the star wars jedi baseball jacket soon cos it's rly damn fabulous I'd trade my grandma's dog for it.

my sis bought back fishnchips and cupcakes for me ahahaha I think she's feeling terribly guilty now.

mabok

2010-11-29T02:41:00.002+08:00

my sis invited her crazy ass friends over for a party cos my parents are away for three days and they asked me to join them and it was damn fun playing games, making 5 trips to simpang and back and seeing who can make the nicest Os and stripping and yelling/singing at the top of our weak lungs until my sis got fucking wasted i had to haul her fucking fat walrus ass into the house and bring her blanket down to cover her and clear up all the fucking shit left downstairs and call cabs for everyone wahlau fuckers cannot even drink responsibly. 18 yrs old damn fucking song lah can go siao trash the house you crazy fuckers. I had to prepare plastic bags for her and take out her contact lenses. &I'm damn fucking sober now after clearing up all the broken glass, washing away dead smashed snails on our driveway, cleaning cig ash from the plants so my mom won't suspect anth and locking up/arming the burglar alarm. she owes me more than big time lah fucking crazies.

2010-11-26T00:00:00.002+08:00

I know this question might actually cost me my street cred but....... should i get a robot or a remote control car for christmas heheheh..... my mom is willing to get me sth else besides my nerf gun 8) I am on a toy spree now!!!!!

2010-11-25T20:13:00.006+08:00

yestd I did cip and ms yang made me vacuum the gym. it took me 3hrs cos I had to call my mom and ask her how to assemble/use a vacuum cleaner and the assembling itself took me half an hour hahahaha. and also like 5mins into vacuuming the entire thing exploded(not exaggerating!!) and left black soot everywhere. I then had to scour the school for a broom/dustpan to clean the shit up. and also needed to sneakily clean without getting spotted by the cicaks cos you can hear them everywhere they make that gross tutting noise("zhut zhut zhut i am a lizard i am going to kill you...") plus the 3rd floor gym is the scariest shit ever yknow that tiny room above the multi-purpose hall???? had to sing disney songs to calm myself down. sigh. thankgod I was alone.

skipped dance prac@9 today thanks to some bastards who didnt let me go home until 4am bitches i hope all of you roll to your deaths!! just kidding. HAHA eh but ya'll rly suck leh!! vaunt V date screw up, st jame's party date also screwed up ok thankgod we didnt go in our uniforms. also, khal and I suffered the most embarrassing ordeal ever last night(this morning??) at jc's house party hahahahhahahaha we played this mindfucking game and it was the kind of game that I would've gotten alllll the answers correct but out of 25 questions we only got 1 correct and khal was the one who answered it and that's only cos he heard the answer earlier that evening outside the bathroom HAHAHA omg we are so fail sigh. ok contents of the game shall be strictly classified!!!!!!

and last week jc and I almost fell into the SG river at clarke quay it was stinking funny/scary LOL we got ambushed by an angmoh(he literally popped out of nowhere) so we both took a step backwards and at that moment the angmoh guy tripped and jc evasively manoeuvred her way out of being groped by the fucking crazy angmoh with outstretched hands and she pulled me backwards and we fell down three steps HAHAHAHA I almost had a heart relapse it all happened damn quickly ok!! and the steps were damn slippery i swear we couldve just rolled down into the river and no one would know cos it was 1230am and the water damn freaking dark it could've housed an underwater kraken.

and also!!!!! last week jc and I were going to buy more supplies for vin's chalet(becos I is underaged :< ) so at 130am we walked through this damn huge ass field to get to the traffic light, there was this small boy standing in the middle of the field. so jc and I went up to him and asked him his name and if he was lost and he said his name was Timmy and that he's waiting for his parents so jc and I told him not to wait too long sekali got bangla come and kidnap him, then we continued our conversation/journey. 3mins later when we reached the traffic light junction we turned around and TIMMY WAS GONE!!!!!!!!! IT WAS FUCKING SCARY OK RLY DAMN SCARY. cos it was a huge ass field so it's kind of impossible for a small boy to walk/run away within 3mins cos we would've at least seen a tiny shape/figure of him OMG DAMN SCARY JC AND I WERE SCARED SHITLESS HAHAHAHAHAHA WAHLAU!!!!! HEART ATTACK!!!! scary things happen when I'm w jc.

this morning my relentless friends planted a surprise nerf attack at 11am in the morning STUPID BITCHES FIRST YALL MAKE ME COME HOME AT 4 THEN NOW I MUST WAKE UP AT 11 TO PLAY YOUR BLOODY NERF GAMES MOARRRRR ANGRY DUGONG and they damn best bring gun nvr bring the darts ahahahaha fail. nvm I still luv you guyzzzz!!

tmr is bean sleepover night and sat is the great 38M sleepover woohoooooo it'll be so fun. next week gna watch Easy A w weisi shirg thad!! and also dino show w syu. cant wait for my CIP to be over so I can finally plan full-scale outings. nights out with my homiez are alwayz the craziest funnest wildest shit ever. Imma put up the christmas tree and bake gingerbread unicorns w my sister this sunday :>

CHECK OUT THIS BAD BOY

2010-11-24T23:48:00.002+08:00

becos it belongs to me now!

Christmas is a very, very big deal

2010-11-24T17:02:00.003+08:00

A couple of days ago I circled the toysrus christmas catalogue and very conspicuosly left it on my dining table with the hope that either one of my parents will see it and they did!! My mom's gna bring me to toysrus ltr to get my badboy Nerf gun as my Christmas present whooooooo and Imma shoot my sister the giant miffy with it and we can play 'Shoot The Hidden Miffy' after her a lvls ahahahahaha. and my Dad's gna pay for my dinosaur ticket yay I can see dinos in peace and use my allowance on food instead nomnom. This yr for christmas i want an equally strong pig friend so we can go on multiple pig attacks tgt and my new pig friend must lift the same weights as me so we can go gym and spot each other without having 50kg plates drop on my face ouch. ok I should dream on because that'd be like asking for another me and that's impossible cos I'm specialllll~~~~ like a unicorn.

2010-11-24T00:11:00.006+08:00

woke up this morning to find out that glee massacred one of my fav songs, sigh. and it's not only because the lyrics dont make sense when you replace 'fuck you' with 'forget you' LOL. somehow FUCK YOU NIGGA sounds more badass then FORGET YOU NIGGA hahahaha you know it's true, guys! Am I the only one not really liking the whole Glee thing(esp after they ruined sexbomb Katy Perry's Teenage Dream by having a bunch of gay guys prancing around a room singing it in acapella) I mean they can sing well but the idea behind everything is slightly absurd albeit unrealistic, no? I mean really, it's like having the Cedar AV club suddenly rise to fame by leaping around singing classical numbers lol joke of the century(no offense deborah chew cos u is my table pardnerrr aka av club pres) I am sorry kids but I am your no. 1 jock and I believe in the caste system of social status. Pariahs will never make it by singing and dancing around campus unless you is hot cheerleader like Quinn!!! ok bitch mood 101 tonight. My dad didnt manage to book the tickets early enough and now they're out of it so we have to wait until 19th or 20th dec I dont rly know whatz gg on right now. sobsobz me is sad dugong tonight.

on a much lighter note, SYU AND I ARE GNA SEE DINOSAURS ON THE 2ND OF DEC.

I pity the fool who falls in love with you.

2010-11-21T23:38:00.000+08:00

Fucky Ducks

2010-11-20T16:31:00.004+08:00

My parents are such fuckers today. I shall withdraw all the cash my dad owes me for haircut plus last night's fucking dinner from the fucking bank account. Dumb fucks.

2010-11-19T21:43:00.005+08:00

I dyed my hair today w Leena&tian for fucking $69 and am overall satisfied with the results cos I dont look like a demented ahbeng or a lil kid anymore :> my sister's friend says it takes the cuteness off which was my exact intention so my face right now is :> becos I'm sick of going to parties and having jc's hot friends say that I'm cute. My face = >:(((((( HATE FACE!!!! YOU MEAN I AM ONLY CUTE?!?!?! and also jc has threatened to cut off all friendly ties with me if I continue posting Emma Watson photos cos it makes her feel like crap HAHAHAHA sorry emma but bros before hoes!

Post O lvl life has been awesome thus far.

16/11
pool party at kimbo's. the rain didnt dampen our spirits(pun intended) lit up sparklers and cannonballed into the pool at10pm in the night. got our asses kicked my a 70 yr old security guard LOL. "whatever happens in the sauna, stays in the sauna!" drama in the sauna is always fun. and also we attempted to watch blood pledge but there wasnt any subtitles so horror movie t became damn hilarious cos we ownself interpret the dialogue. playing word games at the situps station "slut!" is one of the funnest things ever.

17/11
megamind w shar @ vivo I honestly thought it was kinda funny actually hahahaha. jc&khal are such sweethearts they took me out in the night for the cutest dinner ever at dempsey omg I was beyond touched. The fact that we are not like super duper fucking close but that you guys care so much abt me is :) and like how you guys were afraid I'd choke on my food and help me cut up my steak and pointing out the edible and non-edible food after the plastic mint leave incident at Barracks(I HAVENT FORGOTTEN HAHAHAHA) went for vin's belated birthday chalet after that :>

Plans for this weekend:
Saturday- squash trng w coach omer followed by intensive iron pumping session(today I found out my sec one jnr does 17kg dumbbell press, it just freaks me out knowing they are hot on my heels and will soon catch up!!! and also cos the amount of weights you do make great pickup lines HAHAHA I'M KIDDING.)
Sunday- golf w my dad(Sailing Sunday has been postponed cos my dad has entertainment...) followed by squashing three chalets in one night tgt w khal cos monday I have CIP at 8am. It's gna be crazy shit&I have a sneaky feeling I wont even turn up on monday

HEY KRISTIN!

2010-11-18T18:14:00.003+08:00

YOU THINK YOU CAN BE THE POSTERGIRL OF BURBERRY?! >:D

2010-11-18T17:55:00.011+08:00

How anyone could ever compare that trainwreck to this goddess:

...is beyond my wildest imagination.

Ok guys I am in big trouble I seriously think I'm in love HAHAHA how?!?! watched harry potter today and couldnt stop swooning. sigh. She's forever glamorous even when she's crying/getting tortured!!!!! My life feels so incomplete now!! I will never be truly satisfied because all future pretty girls I'll meet will just be substandard compared to Emma Watson!!!

Ok I got headache now after watching the movie, sigh. But Emma watson will forever be the love of my life!!!! I shall watch it again next week just to see hermoine heh heh... I am so desperate I feel like actually starting to study for A levels now so I can get into Brown University and pray she joins the alumni so that I can meet her!!!!!!!! ok not gonna happen.

Heh I know I'm damn superficial, but aren't we all?

2010-11-17T23:24:00.005+08:00

Sigh. What a beauty. Isn't she the prettiest? :))))) dream girl 101!!!!
I'm watching tmr!! I shall bring emma watson poster I am seriously her no.1 fan I might faint in the cinema if her beauty is too overpowering ahahahahaha

2010-11-16T00:06:00.003+08:00

chalet@changi w my awesome budzzzzz, hell yeah are we in for a few surprises. Life's great when you know all the big players.

guyz pls dont bring choppers.

2010-11-15T22:55:00.002+08:00

I think I just came back from the bestest video gaming experience EVER HAHAHAHAHAHA. played call of duty black ops, halo reach, medal of honor, forza motorsport for 6hrs straight and got a headache(khal had a seizure HAHAHAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING) took a two hr nap and then continued for 3+ hrs.

clb today was the ultimate FOREVER ALONE moment at first I thought I was gna take it w the csp/msp kids but then our timing was diff so it was just me. Alone. In the entire freaking hall. and instead of saying "all candidates please blahblahblah...." they just said "ok liyin check whether you have 3 pages" HAHAH what a waste of resources they turned on all the lights and aircons just for me. tmr is another forever alone cos listening compre is just me, alone. again. in the entire classroom......

pool party@kb's tmr are u guyz excited?!?! 4S class outing to hair salon to dye our hair!!!!!!! I honestly dont think I wouldve survived this entire o levels shit without my class cos 4S is the bestest awesomest shit ever. I know I said I'll do that whole post-grad thing after Os, I'll do it soon k!!

anw the two current words that really tickle the hell out of me are:
1. sobsobz
i mean this is simply LOL hahahahaha how can you not laugh after you hear this word??? It rly tickles me like it triggers something in my brain that makes me think it's seriously damn funny. strangely the odds are that it really isn't.

2. gloom
just saying this reminds me of that rly smelly pokemon with drool coming out of it face(it's funnier if you say it in a depressed voice) I was doing this in the car just now after clb paper gloomgloomgloomygloom x99999 my sis wound down the car window and shoved my head through it and attempted to wind it back up again while we were on the PIE ok thank god I'm alive.

speaking of which my sis attempted to have some sisterly bonding time w me and we played forza motorsport. she drove a mclaren race car and I drove a freaking ford suv but I still managed to lap her. and plus her chem paper is tmr and I spent 15mins teaching her the diff between hydrogenation and hydration i am honestly very worried right now.

I spent $785 on my xbox and am left with $130 for this month equals no more shopping :((((( someone needs to teach me how to control my finances, sigh. SOBSOBZ hahahahahahahahaha

2010-11-13T23:25:00.003+08:00

my tumblr damn dead hahah I have decided to revive it the last picture was of a retarded dog.

omgitzadewgong.tumblr

ok guyz, you know how I'm technologically challenged?? well someone needs to tell me how to work tumblr now. hahahahaha

2010-11-13T15:44:00.001+08:00

Off to play golf w my dad on a wonderful saturday evening. This is the life, kidz.

O LEVELS ARE OVERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-11-13T12:51:00.001+08:00

POOL PARTY ON THE 16TH AT KIMBO'S COS TECHNICALLY I STILL HAVE CLB BUT WTV HAHAHAHA JUST CLEARED 6 TRASHBAGS AND 4SHOEBOXES WORTH OF CRAP. ITZ TIME TO PARTY KIDZ WHO'S UP FOR SOME DRAMA.

2010-11-09T18:25:00.000+08:00

WHY THE HELL IS GOSSIP GIRL PLAYING LOVE THE WAY YOU LIE LOL LOL FAIL HAHAHAHAHA

2010-11-07T12:13:00.004+08:00

Ok it's settled! I'm off to California at the end of the year(TO SEE CALIFORNIA GURLZ!!!!!) hehe gna head to LA and Vegas baby!!! and I'm gg back to Disneyland:)) yay i nvr grow up. I've been to every single Disneyland in the world and I still wna go back again. win alr lah but itz ok cos im the youngest in my family they have to listen to me!!! I luv being a brat. At first my parents promised to bring me to San Diego zoo to see dugongs then they said it was out of the way and obviously my face was like :(((((((((((((( then they decided to bring me to disneyland. HAHA fine I am fully aware I sound like a 5yr old but wtv lah yay~~~ i am beyond eggsited nao. ok no wait the reason why we're gg to vegas is to.................

SKI!!!!

hahahahahahahah which is a bit retarded lah cos ppl go there for casino/bachelor party/gentlemen's club and I'm gg there to ski but it's ok cos I'm slightly underaged to access everything at Vegas. shall wait for after As when we are all legal then we can go wherever we want!! $$ shouldnt be an issue as long as we play our cards right :) leena and I plan japan trip alr hahahahaha we damn awesome. like one day during phys lecture we just started talking abt how we need a break from all this shit and we are gna go japan freaking random but I like the idea of it!!

5 more days to the end of Os!!! my mom getting me xbox on the 15th and we gna go to underwater world tgt to see dugongs. and also to the zoo cos I like animals. omg I sound like no. 1 noobster

ok need to go back training and get back into shape!!!! my arms are turning soft yuck. I used to pack such big machine guns and now theyre like mini water pistols HAHA.

2010-11-06T18:20:00.003+08:00

HAHAHA sorry I had to. anw I think this song became popular cos of gossipgirl and yes I may have succumbed to temptation in the middle of Os and started watching the entire season 4 of GG and season 2 of modern family. I am a naughty kid sigh. k wtv party starts in 6days I'm gearing up for war!!!!

"who needs an id to get into zirca??"

my friends damn fail act big like as if big pimp got fake ids everywhere HAHAHAHAHAHA.

WE SOBER COS AROUND ME THEY BE ACTING LIKE THEY DRUNK

2010-11-03T15:16:00.005+08:00

DAMN THAT'S SOME CLEAVAGE RIGHT THERE HAHAHAHA. I WANT THEIR ENTIRE COLLECTION OF SHADES.

CANT WAIT TO PARTY THE LIFE OUT OF PARTYING FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

ok after not using the comp for so long, the screen looks humungous.

2 more written papers left!! plus chem and phys mcq

2010-10-15T20:45:00.005+08:00

my life is deprived of such kewt stuff zzzzz.... after Os Imma get an XBOX 360(hopefully) and drown myself in video games(GTA Vegas, Medal Of Honor, Halo3, HOTD4) and Imma get my paws on all the Marvel comicbooks I've always wanted(X-MEN!!!) and also Imma have a Star Wars movie marathon w tiannee. oh and some asshole scruffed my limitied etd starwars sneakers I hope someone scruffs her face!!! ok I'm kidding LOL it's probably one of my frenz anw.

meanwhile this is the soundtrack of my life(because everyone knows I hold my sneakers in high regard):

I totally want his shoe vault and also that scruff on his shoe is exactly like mine and it cant come off!! :(( die bitch. HAHAHAHA.

I want $$$$$ from my daddy, my real daddy not my sugar daddy, I want $$$ to buy videogames, comicbooks, albums, shoes, clothes and all that shit to make up for this entire year of lifeless mugging

2010-10-06T14:56:00.001+08:00

Who says I can't be free
From all of the things that I used to be
Rewrite my history
Who says I can't be free

I don't remember you looking any bettter, but then again I don't remember you.

A Timely Situation

2010-10-06T14:47:00.005+08:00

So tell me how to forget you, when even in my dreams I see your face.
Life Goes On.

2010-10-05T22:44:00.006+08:00

came home at 6 and bathed and ate til 7. have been spending the past 3h45min on grad cards and that's just the card itself not even the words. those 20ppl must feel rly lucky when you get my cards ok!!!!!!! if not I'll kill all of you. and it's my first time actly making stuff and not buying them so if anyone says that my card is ugly I might just burst into tears. or rather I'd take it away and change the adressee to someone else's name hahahaahahhahaha YOU KNOW COS I HAVE A LOT OF FRENZZZ!!!!!!

outburst.

recess today with the entire 4S one helluva fun shit. played broken telephone since we all sat in a linear formation. FANGTOOTHED MILLIPEDE and SYU IS A HOMO just wins everything.
today our last jogging period
("4S if ya'll want to walk at least swing your arms so if they take a picture of us it'll look like we're running!") and somehow it felt like the last day of school?! no one scolded us for slacking and 4S still got time to stop halfway to take picturez hahaha and as always, we reached last complete with all our fake panting and exaustion. level banja in the field followed by 4S squashtime(time where everyone just bodyslams and squashes one another on the floor; cos we violent like that) mothertongue period me syu natwong clara all pon and went to the 4th floor male toilet and locked ourselves in to have a bra party HAHAHA ok more like THEY had the bra party I just took the pictures. no really it was like a total free show and some more they are trackers+jumpers=ultimate abs fest. I bet I just made damn a lot of guys(and girls) jealous by my prev sentence hurhur. ok I'll upload the pics soon they're abs rly no joke siah!!!!! rock hard. THROWERS WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!?!?!? ok nvm we got awesome bicepstricepsforearmsshouldermusclesthighmuscles HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA attempt to make myself feel better totally failed.

this is gna be another outburst: I WANT MY MUSCLES BACK!!!!!! DONT WANT TO ROLL AROUND LIKE A BLOB OF LARD ANYMORE ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NEED TO REGAIN MY PHYSIQUE AND MUSCLE MASS THAT I HAD DURING THIS YEAR'S COMPETITION PERIOD AND ALSO REGAIN MY STAMINA FROM MY BBALL DAYS TODAY I HAD A FREAKING STITCH AFTER JOGGING SESSION AND IT WAS ONE FREAKING ROUND SOMEONE SHOULD JUST SHOOT ME NOW. OK I WILL TAKE COMFORT IN THE FACT THAT IT WAS AFTER RECESS AND I ATE A LOT(AS USUAL LOL) I WILL GET IT ALL BACK AFTERS O LVLS THROUGH MY FIVE STEP REGIME!!!!!!!

1. go back to throws training
2. go swimming and resume squash training
3. go my dad's club and do weights
4. go gym and run like siao zhar bo
5. go beach regain my tan

and also after Os I will go to shopping centers and do all those retarded things I've always wanted to do but couldnt cos I was in my uniform. like sit on a chair in the foodcourt and slowly edge towards the escalator and ride down the escalator whilst on the chair and also making bird noises in Borders.

I dont know why but last lessons today felt quite surreal. ms chin was being rly nice and mdm faridah was being EXCEPTIONALLY NICE(it's ok if this part sounds awkward I feel strange typing it too lol)

mdm faridah: "I am so angry right now why you all blahblahblah.... so later I'm going shopping."
4S: "?!?!?!?!?!"

"omg I said something intelligent for once!!!"

ok bb shall try to squash 2hrs of amaths before gg to bed. rly want/need my A1 for both maths sigh. I'm determined to be like my friend Leena and get 100/100 for amaths HAHAHAHA MUST CAN WILL!!!!

my legs still feel kinda pokey from being taupoked on the freaking grass. yucks. what if I have a grass allergy. I h8 grass.

my favorite colors are blue and orange

2010-10-02T01:17:00.005+08:00

I like unicorns and dugongs and monsters, aliens, narwhals, shiny sparkly colorful gay shit(but not vampires).

and yes, I do expect a graduation present, please and thank you :)) <== cute dugong angel smile

THIS!!!!!!!!!!

2010-10-02T01:11:00.002+08:00

GENIUS. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I HAVE DIFFICULTY BREATHING.

photo update

2010-10-02T00:31:00.005+08:00

my life as of now til 16th Nov sigh. ok nth much hahaha shall upload leena's birthday photos after Os cos blogger picture uploader is fail of the century I just saw the funniest photo ever on yy's tumblr I laughed for 5mins ok I shall post it up after this srsly I almost teared.

the coke-shot game(vaneh's fav) which I so obviously won but natwong cheated some more totally insist she won, sigh. Can't believe she actly tried to compete w a thrower hehe
ponning last period w hanis and natwong and sneaking out of sch tgt w the sec3s who just finished their exams HAHA and some more can camwhore outside the sch. on grad day I should post a list of all the fucked up shit I did in cedar that couldve gotten me, well, fucked up. hahahahahaha

sleepover@nat tan's house aka katy perry day and my failed attempt to study sigh.

award giving ceremony hahaha KATY PERRY DAY!!!!!! ok itz damn awesome fcukyeahkatyperry.

I think I'm damn asshole. this week can be summarized as:

mon- came to sch at 930 and sneakily entered the auditorium during ssgeog lecture without lkc knowing hehe...

tues- came to sch on time for leena's birthday

wed- pon

thurs- pon. came back to sch at 3pm for mock cos mrs chew called my mom and insisted I show up hahaha

fri- pon

so effectively I only had one full day of school this week. Can't believe I'm like this when I only have one week of sch left lol. Today I had every intention to show up for chem mock but my mom insisted I went for lunch w my sis and bro lol. and my entire family's coming for my graduation w bouquets of flowerz hehe i luv my famzzzz.

28th September 2010, LEENA FESTIVAL

2010-09-30T23:05:00.014+08:00

we took damn long to take this photo cos we kept laughing

win alr lah.

leg length comparison.
being scared shitless on the skylift cos I'm afraid of heights.
the extra aunty at the back...... all the extra aunties we see on the train HAHA

win no. 2!!
win no. 3 HAHAHAHA us hiding underneath the lab tables camwhoring with all this shit. and screwing up chem lab too sigh. we are total laboratory failures!!
model student shot.
matching t-shirts cos we're gay shits HAHAHAHA. and running away from our own friends....
color comparison
blocking out midgets
our annual sports day photo
one of the bestest airport days ever!

no we weren't watching porn HAHA

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEENA LEE SHAO QI MY BEST BEAN BUDZ 4 LYF!!

looking at all these pictures in my fb archive just makes me feel fucking retarded and also I lol-ed quite a few times. sigh. all these 4 yrs in cedar damn fast sial. yes I know you want to kill me for ponning HAHA this is for you!!!
I shall type in secret code language only two of us can understand:
estee lauder. moles. pui de. pui mao. puiMROAR!!! TRUE FRIENDS............!!!!!!!!! parsnip. binbinbinbinbinbin!(binx5 must have the exact amt of bins!!!!) ghost friendly the casper. DANGDANGDANGDANG. L.Mao. sigh ok I'm racking my brains for more secret code language but I cant rmb HAHAHA.

krissy bear. clothespegs in our hair. cf101. always going to kovan for our haircuts and having mini adventures there. talking abt life and crazy shit. comparing our families. that yummy potato swirly thing HAHAHAHAHA. It's funny how we are totally opposites like from two diff ends of the spectrum but we still get along. hope you enjoyed the time machine heh heh.... thx for letting me abuse you and for tolerating my asshole-ness. yknow now when I try to think of all the shit I did with you I feel like bursting out into laghter cos it's rly damn funny and strange and absurd and thinking back now I'm like "what the fuck was I thinking hahahahaha" but the ultimate kiasu-ness during OAC trumps all and how we had to bathe tgt "IF YOU TURN AROUND ITZ THE END OF OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!!!" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and "I'm calling my lawyer!!" funny how when we hang out we seldom bitch abt ppl unless it's mutual hatred. haha luv our common hangout places like Ion BurgerKing(go there dknow how many times alr) and always shopping tgt. the pizza hut at kovan where we always eat before we cut our hair and the kfc too. sigh we eat so much junkfood!!! last time it used to be vivo rmb?? in like sec2-early sec3. our latest obsession w tomyumliamien and michelle eating tgt w us all the junk that we eat sigh!!!! we are such pigs HHHAHAHA. our crazy ass sleepovers and teckwhye kids night. we have to relive those days after Os!!!!! sec three we always go hawker center opp sch to eat or hang ard in sch...... memories!!! :)

heartz u bean bean my best friend(one day offer only)

2010-09-29T20:10:00.003+08:00

ITZ THE STAR WARZ DROID COLLECTION YO!!!
check out my awesome new sch shoes hehe. my old ones gave me damn bad blisters at the back of my heel and the whole back of both shoes are soaked in blood so my mom brought me out to buy new ones today. we deduced that gold is a school color too so................ yup anw 7 days left of sch, they cant expel me lol. I shall start wearing them on monday and wait for my blisters to heal first.

and also today I bought new Birks sigh. ok I will start studying soon. $400 worth of footwear i shan't buy anymore until after Os..... zzzzzzzzzz

I luv my fwenzzzzxzxzxz

2010-09-24T21:13:00.013+08:00

I found my comp in my dad's travelling briefcase hahaha and the cutest thing ever: just now while looking for my comp I opened my dad's bedside drawer and I saw this picture I painted for him when i was like 8-9 yrs old of a rly fugly fail dog in a kennel on a lawn w flowers and clouds under a bright sunny sky and I was so touched that he still keeps it secretly cos my dad is actly quite emotionless.....

sigh sch is such a routine. my life is a complete bore. 10 days of sch left, cant w8!! on the bright side, leena's birthday is this tues I am more excited than her sighhhhhh........ that's cos my life is so boring the only f(riends) I have is f(x). haha ohmy even my sense of humor damn terok nao. got my leaderz badge today but can only wear for 10 more days and they damn kiam siap why $5.05 you mean 5cents also wna collect?? dude u fo real????

I HAVE FREAKING CLB ORAL ON MONDAY AT MACPHERSON SEC!!!!!!! ok sorry guyz I just felt the need to yell that out at the top of my lungz.

tues pon sch, thurs pon sch. my mom brought me many places to eat&shop HAHA @313 I saw this damn chio chiobu at Cotton On wow!!! ok I think I have some kind of crazy ass affinity w the number 313 cos at 3:13pm I was at 313 and my o lvl number is 0313 and abit no link but my fav band 303 HAHAHAHAHA. lunch at taka on thurs my mom got me rly kewt folders w animals on them! and also went on another rampage in pull&bear I rly cannot leave the shop without buying sth I think p&b has the bestest tshirts ever and also I think cos of me everyone has a secret obsession w furry velvet tshirts hahahaha. bought leena bean's present I feel like such an accomplished friend(I AM NO LONGER FAIL FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) am so excited to give it to her plus the awesome card

natcorn ponned sch mon and fri and the only day we actly met was on wed hahahahaha. wed recess damn funny. spent it w natcorn clara syu yun tiffy. and also lately recess has been rly fun like today w kb the cha siew bao where I accidentally dropped chawanmashimaro on the floor in front of us we started hiding our chawanmashimaros behind our fringe/arms so ppl wont think we dropped it. and noticing everyone's expression like they nvr see chawanmashimaro on the floor before their faces were like abt to throw up. kb and I had a field day laughing at them we teared. otw up to class we were being lazy asses and started pretending there was a lift up to the 4th floor cos we're retarded like that.

midnight phone convos w natcorn that leave me gasping for air to breathe&all the great gossip this tri sci kia has to tell me and also my best bean bud leena lee shao qi(I'm being exceptionally naise cos itz her bday soon!!!!!!) I annoy her and we get a bit crazy on the phone "yaishwanfoqsgmiuebnroae!!!!" saying things that dont even make sense. cursing and swearing, doing homework, all in a two hour convo and laughing for no reason talking abt cancer moles and gila bearded poisonous lizards yucks. my deepest fear one day while piggybacking her I will accidentally flip her over the 4th floor railing and she falls to her death!!!!!!!!! shit!!!!! hahahahaha also today during em we asked if we could go to the toilet and came back crawling past our own class trying to escape from ms chin and closing all the window shutters otw so that 4S will think there's a ghost outside(cos we k00l like dat) and yes obviously it failed. rly badly.

today I also ran screaming&running into the haunted toilet 4th floor toilet which was plagued by 4S kids yelling "DO YA'LL KNOW THIS TOILET IS HAUNTED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" fail of the century I didnt even know you were not sposed to say the place in haunted while you were still in it. sigh.

"Lee you are so fucking annoying!!!"
"You think Lee is annoying?? You obviously havent met the new li-fucking-brarian."
HAHA. 4S THE ONLY PLACE WHERE LOVE IS CONVEYED THROUGH SWEARING (Y)

my mom sent me a text just now ask me to remind her to pick me up from sch in case she gets too carried away with the ironing which made me LOL during physics I dknow whether its the fact that she gets carried away from ironing or that she actly needs me to remind her to stop ironing....

during phys rmdl mr yau was talking abt a unipole magnet(magnet w only one pole) and he was talking quite fast I think and I heard "girlsifnexttimeyoudiscoveraUNICORNmagnet...." and I only heard the unicorn part so I yelled UNICORN!!!!!!!!!! in the middle of the avt all the tri sci kias' heads swiveled around faster than me on my awesome new CEO chair(eh mind you I swivel round and round damn fast now dont playplay)..... and then I continued "unicorn unicorn shut up everyone he's telling a story abt unicorns!!!!!" mr yau's face was damn classic. 'why the shit is this crazy ass girl talking abt unicorns in the middle of my lesson' sigh. I should join kimbo and open a failblog.

today tian and I were the only ones left in the garnett room at 5pm we turned on the PA system and had a karaoke party cos we have no life like that. eh but we rly damn awesome can sing getai some more despite me being in clb(practicing for mon's oral hahaha) WO SONG NI LI KAI, QIAN LI ZHI WAI, NI WU SHENG HEI BAI!!!!!!!!!

during pe today we danced to Miley Cyrus' Can't Be Tamed which was a mega huge epic mistake cos the last line was ".....I can't be tamed!!" and syu and I just continued for the next half and hr all the way back to class and while changing some more
"I am a seahorse I cant be tamed!"
"I am a dugong I can't be tamed!"
"I am a Lee I can't be tamed!"
"I am a boa constrictor I cant be tamed!"
"I am a fang-toothed moray I cant be tamed!"

and the ultimate "I am Mr K, I cant be THIN!!!!" ok so much funnier then. I hate it when this happens I sound like a loser.

I will rly start studying now I dont wna be a wasted youth but most importantly I dont want to let my mommy and daddy down. sigh. just now in class I deduced that if anything ever happens to me or if I accidentally die, the saddest person in the whole world will be my mommy green starfish starfish:(((((((( omg itz so sad thinking abt makes me damn sad!!!!!!! I dont want my mommy to die!!! ever!!!! I know it's inevitable but still :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( sad face times a billion. I am my mommy's cute little angel heh heh heh...........

ok if you're sec4 and you're reading this congratulations you officially dont have a life.(join the club) and if you're sec3, you rly should be studying for your exams on monday(yenyin!!!!) and if you're anyone else, you wasted 5mins of your life reading abt my life hehe.

KIMBO DONT THINK I DONT KNOW YOU ALSO GOING ABIT CRAZY LIKE ME OH NO OUR BLOG POSTS SO SIMILAR I H8 U GO STUFF POMELOS IN YOUR HEAD THEY WOULD HONESTLY MAKE BETTER BRAINS HAHAHAHA.

AND ALSO DHFB DONT KILL ME AND DONT GIVE ME DEATHGLARE THANKS FOR THE SANWICH LUV U~~~!!!!

CLARA DONT BE SAD I'LL HELP YOU PRAY FOR __!!!!! :))))))))))

I rly think I should see a psycho therapist shit after Os maybe I am crazy after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't hate me

2010-09-24T11:15:00.004+08:00

Hi, Lee asked me to blog again.

She wants to say that she keeps ponning school because she's a ponstar, and she also wants photos of narwhals and bloody dugongs up here. so....

I'm a slave to Lee

I'm a major bitch here....................................... :)))))))))))

HAHAHA. Lee also broke my heart because she said she doesnt want to hang out with me anymore because I'm a major slacker and it's not good for her so she wants to put our friendship on hold and she told me all this at 1am in the morning while telling me about how scary her front lawn is.......... and how her Mummy took her computer away so I have to be a mini-Lee now... but it's not very mini lah, because I'm the same height as Lee.

Yeah.

-Natalie

la poste de natcorn

2010-09-21T00:01:00.005+08:00

1. to all the prostitutes stalking my blog, yes I know I have a nice blog, now plz fuck off because i'm totally not interested because.............. there's..........................

NATCORN!!!!!!!!

Dear Lee, I really truly hope you're happy now (:

With much love,

Natalie

OMGZ I SOUND SO INNOCENT AND CUTE I TTLY LOVE MYSELF

It's midnight I'm ponning school tomorrow even though I promised to show Lee some secret body part (HAHA) of mine, but I rly wanna sleep in and this isn't even my blog so I bet nobody cares.

Hahahaha

eaulemondix

2010-09-20T23:43:00.002+08:00

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Hi Everyone I'm not hacking Lee's blog, she told me to come blog here because her Mummy took her computer away )))):

So plz entertain yourself with the above which Lee sent me, I'm sure she sents completely blonde texts like these to you guys too!

P.S. maybe she secretly does want to mate me.

xoxo

Natalie W

2010-09-20T18:10:00.002+08:00

my comp has been confiscated hahaha joke. I'm should rly start studying my parents bought me new stationery+a new comfy swivel chair to make me study harder/better hahaha I think it may be working.

and also I think I may have just had the most fucked up weekend ever. Sigh. I'll figure this shit out after Os. I'm putting my life on hold....

2010-09-17T22:32:00.002+08:00

ok sth fucking funny that jackson just told me hahahahaahhahahaha when he was in yog and when fans came up to take picture or talk to him he would give them the hate face so that he could test who his true fans were(failblog like as if he got a lot like that) and the rest of his yog pics are all :DDD chao ah gua type ok pretty evident from the album hahahaha sigh. vaneh I hope this answers your quetion, he's rly not a mean guy. He just loves the hateface.

personal resolution for Os: To do well enough(<8pts) and my parents will send me to boarding school. fuck yeah. Can't w8 to get out of SG. 6yrs of the local education is making me go slightly crazy. Double mega huge sigh. I hate public schools.

shortlisted:
http://www.deerfield.edu/
http://www.andover.edu/Pages/default.aspx

they're both located in New England, ard Massachussetts so not much diff. Ok I will start mugging now!!!!

2010-09-17T22:13:00.002+08:00

Ok as random as this might sound I think I may need an anchor to stop me from floating around with my head up in the clouds like I need to burst my bubble now and fall back down to earth as hard as I might fall, at least it's for my own good. Sigh. But then again my bubble in impenetrable. bubbabubbabubbabubble....

Past few days have been beyond eventful. Emotions keep fluctuating like one moment something fucks my life up so bad and the next I become :DDDD because of small things or happy things then when they're gone it's back to the same giant mess.

ok but Haunted Changi w shar mar hanan syu on wed when I ponned sch(overslept) was rly damn funny we screamed even before the movie started like during the horror movie trailers and demanded to be let out of the cinema hahahahaha cos we're ball-less like that. Couldn't sleep at all I dont know how everyone else managed to do it. Called wongzy at 1am cos I was scared mindless hahahaha and my infamous typos. 'my mom found a hole in my horns'&'the only reason why I'm mating you now is cos I can't sleep' HAHAHA failblog.

my calculator v pretty now thx to alien+unicorn+dugong stickers.

2010-09-15T12:09:00.001+08:00

Everything you don't say speaks for itself.